Everything I write here is my opinion. Don't take it seriously - without my pity . . . in advance.

Zeevious

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CRank: 5Score: 30090

Too Human. Hate hate hate. Hate hate hate. LOATH entirely!

Why does having any opinion make you a Hater?

As soon as an opinion is not completely supportive, your suddenly in the Counter Console Conspiracy...working night and day to undermine the entire gaming establishment of ConsoleX.

Well, I don't hate any console or any game on them but I DO have actual opinions. In this case I'm surprised at the lack of quality in this title.

Anyone with access to a demo can come to their own conclusions.
That's the beauty of a demo...Everyone can try it.

I was asked what my opinion was of the hands-on E3 demo and can only
repeat the half-joking phrase I heard: "It's failure is inhuman!"

I realize there where several development issues but going from an
almost complete 1990's game to now, I think Too Human has really lost
something with this very very thin adaptation of "real Norse Gods"
(cybernetically enhanced so long ago, but somehow we just invented the iPhone?)

Stretching it into 3 games takes it from a thin adaptation to just
empty and average with generic gameplay for something supposedly
polished for years.

There's nothing new, innovative, original, or particularly unique here...unless you count 'dying' so slowly you've got time to prepare dinner.

All the industry and gamers have here is a game where the only thing updated seems like the version of Unreal Engine . . . and according to Epic they still owe
them $650,000 for that.
.

So there you have it. I just don't like it, and before I'm called a Hater, or FanBrat or any other nonsense...maybe I don't like it because of the very reasons I mention: There's little to like justifying $60 or worth my time beyond the demo.
After much anticipation, I felt exactly the same way about Haze.

Saying, 'Oh that game just isn't good...I didn't like it' only makes you a 'hater' in the eyes of rival Console Cultists. I've never turned any console into a religious movement, so don't have Cult Rivals. I hope you don't either.

Download the demo, play it for yourself and decide If Too Human is for you...

For me, putting the game to sleep would be 'Too Humane'


I've been told by the most reliable, nonexistent made up source I know that this is exactly what each and every one of these characters from Too Human are thinking, according to their exclusive interview that never actually existed.

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MindsEye Invokes Memories Of Cyberpunk 2077 As PlayStation Begins To Issue Refunds

Less than 48 hours later, PlayStation appears to be waiving its staunch refund policy for people who bought MindsEye.

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Christopher7h ago

Not sure it's 'as bad' as CP2077 as far as crashing and whatnot. It's just not as good of a game, so that makes the issues stand out more.

There's full walkthrough out there if you want to see the game for yourself: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Microsoft Offers Free Copy of Gears of War: Reloaded to Select Owners of GOW: Ultimate Edition

Gears of War: Ultimate Edition owners are receiving free codes for Gears of War: Reloaded from Microsoft. Eligible users should check their Xbox messages for redemption details.

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LordoftheCritics18h ago

LOL

Here's a copy of GOW1_1.exe for owning GOW1.exe

Wsaechira4h ago

You laugh - but Sony would charge for this. We’ve seen that.

1Victor36m ago

@wsae
I see you not OBSCURED at all 🤦🏿 🤣

1Victor34m ago

Congrats to those bellow that received a code
👍👍

Sciurus_vulgaris12h ago

I bought Gears of War: UE on disk when it launched. I received a code for Gears of War: Reloaded. Originally, I believed only people who owned digital copies of Gears of War:UE would receive free copies of Reloaded.

darthv724h ago

Was wondering if the physical peeps would be able to partake, seeing as they have made every effort to stress "digital only" in all of their marketing material. I too have the disc, but then again I also have GPU so I'm good either way.

Profchaos3h ago

Yeah how did you get that as i also have the disc

Sciurus_vulgaris2h ago(Edited 2h ago)

I can’t remember if I ever claimed Gears UE with the now defunct Games with Gold program. I’m also subbed to Gamepass Ultimate . Lastly I did play Gears 5 a week ago.

Tacoboto2h ago

I only bought the disc on Xbox One too, but I got a code yesterday. Somehow.

I don't recall the game being a part of Games with Gold either - I know Gears 5 was. I wonder if they're just being extra generous for certain cases (i.e. Physical owners who are also subscribed to or have maintained a sub for extended time to Game Pass Ultimate?)

Profchaos3h ago

I won't get one considering I own a physical disc on xbox one

SPEAKxTHExTRUTH2h ago

I heard physical owners have gotten a code as well so you just might get lucky.

Tacoboto2h ago

Yep - I responded above but I got a code as well despite being a physical owner of the game. There's definitely some other criteria besides what they've publicly said.

ocelot072h ago

Got one yesterday for pc. Just as I pre ordered it on ps5 lol.

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Rumor: The Witcher 3 Will Get a New DLC in 2026

According to Polish podcasters Rock and Boris, CD Projekt RED is reportedly planning a third DLC for The Witcher 3, set to release in 2026.

jznrpg2h ago

Sign me up. I haven’t played it since it released on PS4 so I could go for another run with a new DLC.

M3talDiamond2h ago

Day 1 but Please release a PS5 Pro patch also

repsahj1h ago(Edited 1h ago)

Please include a free Switch 2 upgrade for the switch 1 versions!