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5 Ridiculous Things Gamers Do That Make Me Ashamed to be a Gamer

Ive been a gamer all of my life, but it was only when the internet really kicked off that I realized how outright ridiculous people can be. You can go to youtube and read comments until your keyboard breaks on your head, but you will never find a more spoiled, picky, self righteous, and downright rude person as the average gamer. This thread is dedicated to those type of people that almost make you want to quit being a gamer altogether just to avoid being placed into the same category as them.

5.Raiding user scores.
There is a preference for a game and then there is this (see link below). Tensions were high as Gears 2 and Resistance 2 would be released and fanboys were arguing over which would be better. Why were they doing this? Because they were exclusive to competing consoles of course. They were two different games with completly different gameplay elements, but what the hell. As soon as Resistance 3 came out, it was hit on Metacritic with a bunch of low user submitted review scores. Most of them didnt even have coherent explanations on why and the game had only been out for about 5 minutes at the time. Fanboys were up to no good. They wouldnt accept that Resistance was actually getting some decent review scores and they took action to debase it in any way they possibly could. Did it stop there? Of course not. Once Gears 2 came out, Sony fanboys were quick to do the same thing. http://n4g.com/news/221071/... ... red-to-4-1

I shouldnt even have to explain why this is pathetic. Instead of playing the game they seem to love so much, gamers are going out of their way in mass numbers to make another game look bad. Ill admit that I have my bias when it comes to games, but I dont see the point in this. No one really takes user reviews seriously, especially when you see such a huge difference in the user score and the official score. All that effort basically was for nothing.

4.Buying games based on sex appeal.

Im no prude, but when Bayonetta came out I was a little angry that it was being recieved so well by critics and gamers alike. For those of you who dont know of Bayonetta, it is a hack and slash game about a Palin-esque witch lady with really long legs, skin tight clothing that is actually hair, and a constant model strut to her movements. You spend all of the game fighting monsters by pulling off combos that strip off Bayonetta's clothing and zoom in on her lady parts as often as possible. The story is pretty much non existant and the gameplay is a ripoff of Devil May Cry. The flaws are obvious here. This is a game selling off sex and sex alone. But for some reason, critics were hailing it as fighting game of the century. Edge even gave it a 10, saying that it "Slapped God of War 3 back to the drawing board" even though God of War was not out yet.

Every gamer I came across seemed to agree as well. When I called out the obvious flaws in this game and how everyone was completly insane for thinking it was good when real good games have been nailed to the cross for far less, I was met with hostile opposition to say the least, with some people even questioning my sexuality and the integrity of my mother.

Like I said, im no prude. But the success of this game and other games like it such as Tomb Raider and Soul Calibur pretty much gives weight to the stereotype that gamers are all lonely virgins and that games are nothing but a cesspool of blood and boobs for said people. There were some great games in that same year that proved gaming could be mature about sex, one of them being Heavy Rain, but it got much less attention in the sales department of course. People always complain that video games are immature and mindless and the fact that gamers support them only proves it to be true.

3.Pixel Counting/Graphics comparison.

Go back to 2009. We see 2 great games coming out, Alan Wake and Red Dead Redemption. Both were pretty good games in thier own rights, but something was getting gamers angry. Was it a cheap ending? Game crashing bug? Nope. Someone took to trouble to zoom in 500 times to see that both games were not 720p, but a slightly lower resolution. Keep in mind that there is no possible way to even see this with the naked eye, but gamers were raging and cancelling pre orders because it was "sub-hd".

Then of course you have the inevitable multiplat comparisons of graphics to find out which looks better. This would be useful if the PS3 and 360 were not near equal in hardware, but 9 times out of 10, the differences are so miniscule that you cant even call it unless you put them side by side and glare at it for a few minutes. There are sites dedicated to comparisons of multiplat games and they always come out the same as long as the developer is competent. A minimal difference at best. http://www.lensoftruth.com/... ... omparison/

So why do gamers get hung up over such a small thing, even going as far as to count pixels to ensure they are getting the best that technology can offer? I could understand if there was some sort of game breaking element here but were are talking about a few pixels missing and gamers act like they have been screwed. It like that video where a rich girl gets a convertible for her birthday but is mad because it isnt red, making you look like a spoiled brat.

2.Being an Internet Tough Guy.

Weve all played a game of Modern Warfare and seen people yelling, swearing, or just being a douche. Maybe you get mad and drop and F bomb out of anger. I can understand that, but there are gamers on the internet who just seem to want to kill your gameplay experience by cussing people out and even using racial slurs. Those are the kind of people that keep me away from FPS games most of the time and why the mute button has become a game mechanic. Just because you are behind a mic doesnt make you a tough guy or give you the right to ruin my game. It makes all gamers look bad when you are yelling "White power" and other ethnic slurs just to piss people off. Its not funny, its not "ironic", its annoying and offensive. Keep it to yourself and quit making gamers look worse than you already are.

1.Piracy.

Piracy is the biggest threat to gaming. As games cost more to make, developers will have to take steps to ensure their game is not stolen and given away on bit torrent. One step that has been taken is PSN Pass, a one time code that will give you full access to the game. Gamers say they are agains piracy, but they have shown hostility towards this reasonable idea because they think it will destroy thier "right" to buy used games.

Other gamers support piracy because they feel games are not good enough for them to pay 60 bucks for. That type of entitlement issue is the point ive been repeating since #3. Gamers think they have a right to something when they really don't. The devs who made the game are the ones with the rights to the game and you simply have the privlage of playing it. If the game was good enough for you to steal from a developer that worked hard for it, then it must be good enough for you even if you dont want to admit it. Games are costing more and more to make and those shiny graphics are not cheap. It is better to support the games you love by buying them instead of robbing them. Its also good to pretty much accept that because piracy is so bad, devs will have to take steps to prevent it. Console locked discs are pretty much inevitable and it is not "the greedy corporation's" fault. It is the gamers fault.

iamnsuperman5078d ago

Number 5 is really lame. As soon as they can vote people vote either 10 or 1 for a game on metacrtic. The user review is pointless. At least here it has some moderation in terms of the community approving or reporting a review. Not sure why a website would do a story on user metacrtic scores nor do i see much point in making an user score lower or higher because it is only/not on your chosen platform especially when no-one cares about user scores on metacrtic. I agree with everything here

Gray-Fox-Type05077d ago

number 4 failed the whole article all the points you made are fail. Heavily influenced by DMC, as the guy who made DMC made this...this was a great hack & slash for this gen as before nothing existed yet...apart from DMC4 which was dissapointing.... they are the same genre..if that is a rip off all hack & slash is a rip off..

fighting mechanics were great, boss battles were great, finishing moves were funny. I think you were the one that was a loney person who brought it just to see nudity..and can't admit your own doing, so writing a article to blame on others for doing that...making you feel better for jerking off to a game.

MrBeatdown5077d ago (Edited 5077d ago )

Perhaps he should replace #4 with people like you, because if comments like that aren't an embarrassment to gamers, I don't know what is.

Cool if you disagree with him. I don't like the style of Bayonetta, but I thought the gameplay in the demo was pretty good, so I disagree with what he said about it, and Tomb Raider for that matter. But unlike you, I can express myself without acting like a raging 12-year-old.

UnSelf5076d ago (Edited 5076d ago )

@ OP:

you couldnt be more wrong about Bayonetta. Im not going to get into a pissing contest but i will state my status as a gamer to help the validity of my comment: Im a male in his mid-twenties who has been gaming for about 20 yrs. I am a senior editor for a gaming website and i dont ever become caught up nor surprised by a gaming company's actions nor the state of the industry itself.

that being said, the way you've judged Bayonetta shows me that you either havent played the game at all, or you have some sort of distaste for the franchise because of what it appears to be.

this is one case where you really have to do your history and play this title in full to know that it isnt a DMC rip-off nor is it riding on the tails of sex appeal to be appealing.

if your point is this is how you feel GAMERS observe the heroine in this title, then by all means disregard. but if this is how YOU feel on the game itself, then you're no better than the very people you're setting out to judge

edit:spelling

dragon_rocks5075d ago

@MrBeatdown:

So its OK that the OP disagrees with others liking/opinion and write about it with misinformed facts (or no facts at all) but its not OK for others to call him out on the same? The very thing he said about Bayonetta clearly shows that he has no idea why the game is popular among the Hack-n-Slash gamers. It is the gameplay that has people going wow and not the main character. Bayonetta is loved for its combat mechanics which the comob freaks love much like how DMC3 was the top game for its combat. If he had said DOA: Beach Volleyball or Rumble Roses etc. then it would have made sense. What he is saying is like Fighting game fans buy Soul Calibur because of the skimpy clad female fighters that are in it or Ninja Gaiden Sigma/Sigma2 is popular because it allows gamers to play with female characters wearing sexy outfits.

MrBeatdown5071d ago

@dragon_rocks

The OP was wrong IMO, as I said, but at least he expressed himself respectfully like an adult, unlike Gray Fox.

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darksied5076d ago

I was thinking about this recently. What I think metacritic should do is remove the score from user reviews. Have the reviews, have all the crappy terrible reviews along with the nicely worded ones, but do NOT allow a user score. Only the critic scores should be counted. That way people can get a general consensus of how the game is by the critic scores, then read some of the user reviews. They will quickly weed out the bad user reviews, because they'll be 1 line or something, and this will stop idiots from posting stupid user scores because they're only putting that 1 line in there so they can give it a 0 or a 1; since they can't do that, they won't bother.

zerocrossing5074d ago

Number 1 isn't entirely accurate either, If piracy ever does stop expect to see the price of games skyrocket, I know its a touchy issue but piracy has a few +'s amongst the -.

Kran5078d ago (Edited 5078d ago )

Battlecries are what bugs me.

Do people really need to make battlecries for Skyrim? Its a game. You wont exactly be battlecrying while you play it.

Those that do is just plan creepy. I'd like to see them do the battlecries a lot with their other half and still be with them :/

n to the b5077d ago

what is this Battlecry thing exactly?

BubbleSniper5077d ago

i battlecry when i eat tacos with hot salsa.
then the other end battlecries in the morning.

FriedGoat5077d ago (Edited 5077d ago )

Bayonetta is a great game, sure its crazy japanese sexuality is a bit strong, but the game is for the hardcore, a difficult hack and slash from the guy who made devil may cry.
Catherine also has strong sexual references and is another japanese game and the review scores are good it has nothing to do with the sexual content. You may not like it but its japanese culture and if it sells well over here thats life. Heavy rain deserves more sales? Heavy rain was average at best, Played it, sold it, moved on.

nopunctuation5077d ago (Edited 5077d ago )

Something tell me that last statement about Heavy Rain gave you the disagrees, otherwise your post was pretty reasonable (i idnt disagree btw). Heavy Rain was good for me. I was expecting so much more out of it in the non linear area. I was under the impression that you could kill your character at anytime and thus really make the game non linear, but they only die at the end. It was worth a buy and I mentioned it to prove a point that you could have sex in a game without it seeming excessive.

caseh5077d ago

1.Piracy.

Over-hyped argument, piracy has been around since the dawn of video games. Bootlegs of Atari 2600 cartridges, people copying 20 spectrum games onto a single cassette tape etc etc etc.

This is going back 30 YEARS, when the industry wasn't as profitable as it is now yet the same argument is put about as if it is going to bring about the end of all forms of media as we know it.

Christ the PSX could play copied games straight out of the box yet its one of the biggest selling consoles if not the biggest selling console of all time. Piracy actually faciitated that to some extent

The PSN pass is to allow devs to recoup potential losses of their titles being re-sold, it has NOTHING to do with piracy. The funny part of this argument is that the online aspect of any game is considered 'additional content' its not a primary selling point, its a perk. A perk you now have to pay for if you want to buy pre-owned...

I keep using the same analogy, if you bought a used car would you expect to pay Toyota or whoever the manufacturer is $xxx to be able to use the air-con? Obviously not, so why should they have any right to say 'yeah you gotta pay us extra to use that feature as you havn't bought it brand new'

Not a rant at blog author, just the piracy argument always boils my p*ss.

Ducky5077d ago

"Christ the PSX could play copied games straight out of the box yet its one of the biggest selling consoles if not the biggest selling console of all time."

Though I do agree with most of your post, that part didn't exactly make sense.
A console/platform which is easy to pirate will have more hardware sales, but low software sales, because people will buy the system but won't buy the games.
PSP suffers from a similar problem I believe.

caseh5077d ago

I see where you're coming from, even though I had my PSX chipped after a while so I could get import games (back when there was a 6 month delay in release dates between regions) It didn't stop me from buying games off the shelf now and again.

I couldn't tell you how well game devs done on the PSX, must have done pretty well i imagine but every man and his dog had a PSX back in the day and a lot of the people I knew of had theirs chipped.

JellyJelly5077d ago

"A console/platform which is easy to pirate will have more hardware sales"

Not always. The Dreamcast could run burnt games out of the box. Still didn't sell well.

n to the b5077d ago

it's hard for us to know exactly whether/how much piracy really hurts devs, without being in the industry ourselves. and don't game devs have to spend $$ to keep online multiplayer servers running? so it would seem fair to charge us at least something, not sure the used car analogy works...

caseh5077d ago

True, couldn't really tell how much it would hurt devs wallets but I usually go on the fact that someone downloading pirated games never intended to buy them to begin with so its not necessarily a lost sale.

I picked up a Wii last month, modded it straight out of the box and downloaded about 10 games for it...now its for sale. I would never have bought any of those games, pre-owned or otherwise.

Majority of online games these days use P2P, the server just acts as lobby so theres no real expense as such. Some are fully hosted, most of EA games use this but they pull the plug on the servers somewhat prematurely, its come up a bit on N4G recently. Would we be entitled to a refund of the pass if they pull the plug when i've only owned the game for say a month?

I still like the car analogy though :P

mastiffchild5077d ago

No, I'm a musician and I DON'Tcry about used sales and never have. The games industry is the nly industry to sdsry about it while never thinking to make better games or that people who vuy used only do so to stay in touch with gaming while they're poor, or students, and without that they might slip off to other hobbies rather than become the next generation of big game buying gamers. ZSeriously, gamers are over entitled and allow piracy because the industry is JUST as greedy and over entitled.

The new fans made from used sales(future series buyers of NEW games) are what's IN it for the industry and they just know most gamers will keep paying for crap and as a result never beat piracy and without inviting us they never can. Online passes are just a short cut to ending games' online communities faster and having lower series sales in the future as less new gamers will come to the series as if you didn't have enough for a new game why would you have enough for a used game AND a pass?.

caseh5077d ago

'The new fans made from used sales(future series buyers of NEW games) are what's IN it for the industry'

Haha I never thought about it that way before, its true though. I picked up Infamous pre-owned but ended up buying Infamous 2 on the day of release as I was that impressed with the first game. Valid point I gotta say. :)

Ulf5074d ago

The industry was FAR more profitable in the past than it is today. Don't confuse revenue with profit.

n to the b5077d ago (Edited 5077d ago )

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with respect, I have a few counter arguments regarding #4.

1st, I dl'd the Bayonetta demo and played through it - then I replayed through it several more times. the gameplay is really great. great enough that I felt like bothering to try and achieve a higher score on subsequent playthroughs. the gameplay is tight enough that I only blamed myself when my scores were low. and it's not fair to call Bayonetta a Devil May Cry rip without also labeling others the same: God of War, Dante's Inferno, Castlevania, etc. sharing a genre =/= ripoff.

2nd, sex is not the only thing to this game (see above paragraph). and anyway, especially with the Japanese, there's often a tongue-in-cheek element to the sexiness. I think if you look again at Bayonetta in action you might detect that delightful hint of self-deprecation. it's as if the designers are saying: 'look at us (you, me, everyone); this is what we like. Silly, isn't it?' Bayonetta's sexiness is so over-the-top that I'm sure there's an element of humor deliberately inserted into the mix. and the developer's negative reaction to the subsequent fanpr0n seems to support that this isn't just a sex = $$ situation. else why would he care, right?

Soul Calibur I'm more willing to concede because it started out tame with the original, while later iterations saw progressively larger busts with increasing amounts of jiggle. it doesn't fit the gameplay. and it goes right for the lowest common denominator - giant breasts. whereas Bayonetta had 'sexiness' built into the game right at the word go and its exaggeration fits right in with the over-the-top, heaven vs. hell drama of the story. and it doesn't stoop to just shoving giant melons in our faces.

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mastiffchild5077d ago

Worst thing about Bayonetta(and I like the game) is that it was SO phoned in by Kamiya-basically it was DMC(which he made) with tits. He obviously lacked the imagination to really reinvent the genre a second time-and all his time and energy went on making it as outrageous as possible just to differentiate between it and his old game. I kind of felt it was a bit of a waste of talent, a bad story and as an excuse just to tell it apart from earlier work a little cheap.

The mechanics and boss fights make it a good game but it NEVER deserved half the praise it got and was never held up as the DMC with lady bits it really, really was and coming from that series creator made it even worse, if anything. Great technically but awful morally-and not because of rudery but because it's a con and not really worth calling a new IP when it's Dante in drag.

n to the b5077d ago

oh I see what he meant by DMC rip then. never played it myself. although I still stand by my 2nd point in a general sense even if Bayonetta turns out to not be a good example.

oh and the *S*E*X* header and footer were a little bit of an experiment to see whether my comment would get more attention.

UnSelf5076d ago

your first comment was so eloquently spot on that i wish i can give you infinite bubbles man.

Good effing job thats EXACTLY how i feel

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