I know this isn't a surprise to anyone, but it occurred to me recently that fanboys truly do say some of the dumbest things imaginable. I know, big shock, call the ambulances, however, I still thought it would be fun to through the comments (in the gamer zone) and see some of the completely retarded things people say or believe.
This all started because a 360 fanboy claimed that there was no such thing as brand loyalty in the "real world". I thought this was extremely ironic considering how many people have had problems with their 360s, some of them multiple times, and yet they still support the console. Anyway,here is what I have found:
Talking about MGS4 coming to the 360: "The 360 will be compressed (NO THAT DOES NOT EFFECT QUALITY) and fit onto 2 MAYBE 3 disks."
Notice that compression does not effect quality.
This is the aforementioned brand loyalty quote, "Brand loyalty does not exist in real life (not fanboy world).If brand loyalty was as strong as you people say then Nintendo wouldnt have made the wii (its because the gc was a flop that they made the wii)and sega would still be here. "
Talking about RROD, ' "Stories like these keep me away from buying it "
That's why sony fanboys will continue writing these stories. '
I don't even know where to begin with this one.
"Buying a 360 is like buying HIV positive, is only a matter of time before you get
full blow AIDS or in this case RROD. "
This is slightly funny, but offensive and annoying and ultimately the worst possible example to use, hence the stupidity.
The denial here is disturbing, while some of what he says could be true, it shows a real lack of intelligence to think that it's all bullshit or people are just stupid. "People on their 4th or 5th system I'm Sorry, are either SONY TROLLS,
or are people who have NO CLUE how to take care of electronic equipment.
These things aren't solid state like a NES or something. Anything with moving parts and fans are GONNA NEED AIR!!."
This one is pulled from the open zone, "LOL FLOPBOX ". I'm sorry but if that's the best you can come up with 2 and 1/2 years in, you need some help. This also applies to the other stupid "POS3" or "Shitbox 360" or any of the other variants. They're just not funny anymore.
This is an exchange between to fanboys, I've left out their names (as with all of them) to avoid people getting hurt feelers.
Fanboy1, "Thats something folks are willing to put up with in shows etc. the 360 is the only console able to run the games properly.
Ps3 may not be at risk but its worthless in these sort of things due to the inferior hardware. Devs etc would rather risk a broken 360 over the worse half of their work on PS3.
XXXXXXXXXX, the judge an Xbot? lol. You hate fanboys? *Hey Kettle meet black. "
Fanboy2, "XXXXXX, here's my penis
(DELETED ASCII DRAWING)
now get to it.
you're an xbot, the most stupid kind of fanboy out there
edit: mine was too big to fit "
I think this argument speaks for itself.
This has gone on too long now, it has taken longer than I had wanted to put into this rant. I just think its funny and kind of sad the lows that we are subjected to on a daily basis. I jsut wish all the fanboys would grow up and realize they're just games. Alas, I'm not here to fight the forces of stupid, so I'll end this now.
P.S. If it seems that there are more stupid 360 fanboys than PS3 fanboys, I apologize, It seems, to me at least, the 360 one are easier to find right now, but if you see any good stupidity coming from a PS3 fanboy, let me know where to find it so I can laugh too. Thanks.
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"Buying a 360 is like buying HIV positive, is only a matter of time before you get
full blow AIDS or in this case RROD
the kid doesn't even care about the people dying but if an xbox dies he is all the happier
and i could add between 10 and 1000 to that list
13 hours ago | By: ben hates you | Edit Delete
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thats from your comments i think thats a sign you are an idiot
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13 hours ago | By: HarryEtTubMan | Block
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LMAO Xbox 360 is a piece of sh1t.
i've had much worse but i've deleted them since
you are right also you will notice in the last gen people where not fighting abt consoles to this level. I think as the prices go down 360 arcade going to the price of Wii in a week and definite price cuts of PS3 this year also makes a surety that a 360 gamer will later on be a PS3 gamer too and so do the PS3 gamer will be a PS3 gamer.
The thing is that all of the fanboys are also gamers they get insulted or insecure they start giving wiered terms, even some of those who are not very console oriented fall for the trap rarely thats OK (we are humans after all) but some people are such who keep on bashing and bashing and never stop, those are actual fanboys.
So they condemned games like MGS4 and Gears 2 but later on as these consles get affordable ( its just a year away) their gamer insticts will make them purchase it.
Just to cite example there is not much quarell abt Wii since its cheap and most people easily buy it so will be the case with PS3 and 360 later on, atleast I could say the console war would get a little cooler than now.
I hate fanboys too, especially as i have both a PS3 and a 360 but i dont agree that 360 fanboys are more stupid. I've seen plenty of PS3 fanboys on this site claiming that Gears of War3 and GTA5 will be Sony exclusives. What a load of fanboy tripe!