Well folks, its E3, we all know that means that every developer, console manufacturer and sweaty teenage child from here to Barbuda are clamoring over who's the best, who's the brightest and who's TOTALLY gonna get laid at the after party. [SPOILER] None of them are gonna get tail (including me). But lets not let that take away from the magnificence of this sacred event. No, I say we band together and as one make a once horrible waste of time, money and effort a newly envisioned, enlightened and even hyperspolasticatatopolis event! We'll be starting with a breakdown.
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Kinect, we all saw it coming, some were more than excited as others..... some were ready to bury their heads 3 feet deep in sand but we all knew it was coming. So the question is now that it's here how do we feel about it? I'll spare the internet the multitude of Justin Bieber jokes I've come up with since seeing the press release and will instead demean Kinect with my own horrible brand of selfish comedy.
VALVE?!?!?!?!?!??!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This article is done. Just.... done.
Yes, it is once again tail time, thanks to Limited Run Games.
Tormeted Souls II has its apparent flaws, but it also happens to be a great horror game and throwback title to the classic survival horror days.
The Outerhaven writes: One of our Nintendo Switch 2 dock died less than a week after launch—and neither Nintendo nor GameStop offered real help. Here's why early adopters should be worried.
How much is a dock for that damn thing if they want $180 to “repair” that one? No way in hell that dock is that expensive.
Nintendo will Nintendo I guess.
I just looked on their website and they ask $120 for a dock.
Last week I got Switch Lite from Japan for $150.
The price they're asking for a Switch 2 dock is highway robbery.
"Ooh we've put the fan in its high technology that's some cutting-edge shit!"
You'll pay top dollar for plasticky dock with a fan in it.
