So it should be said: I love puns. I have a sick love of them and I also love really corny jokes. Grew up on that sort of humor, and I decided to take a break from my daily routine to come up with really cheesy, awful, cringe-worthy puns that hopefully you all can love/hate with the same passion. Hopefully you all get many/most/all of them, but any readers should totally add their own to the mix because why not. I hope, if you do choose to add some, that they're either insanely clever or just really awful to the point that you can't help but be amused. So that said, here are some inspired by my recent gaming interests. Kudos to whoever gets them all, even the more subtle ones which I made easier by providing some context:
1. "I didn't want to walk a mile, but I found it to be a better way to tide us over than Blitzball!"
2. "Where's the car grant--" "There is no car grant! Only a real driving simulator!"
3. "If I meet the guardians of the galaxy, I'd say, 'hey! High five, Guardians!" "Well, just to be different, I'd say, 'Hey! Low five, Guardians!"
4. "If I could talk to Uncharted 4's insane engine, I'd say, 'there's a really powerful graphics core in you!'"
5. "That giant vole at that Alaskan-Inuit dance party has sick moves. That vole can rave and such."
6. "Gadgets like iPods and tablets rule with an iron fist. If one thing can stop our generation from reading, tech can."
7. "A single electrocution wouldn't hurt so bad, but I would be feeling a dual shock for days!"
8. "I asked my military buddy how his experience with his Sargent went. All he's willing to share is how PT was terrifying."
9. "I hate being home alone. The doors cast scary shadows. Doesn't help I installed another 5 doors. I can't handle the shadow of more doors."
10. "Whenever I finish giving the guardians of the galaxy fives, I'll make the last guardian wait a long time and have them question if it's even coming."
11. "I enjoyed the football game between Notre Dame and Duke. Notre Dame tried, but Duke Nuked 'em...forever. It was pretty terrible.
12. They weren't sure how many of the seven deadly sins they'd inflict upon us, but they assured us wrath would be there.
13. "You got a charlie horse riding around on your cloud? That's funny! I hope you get tight and fall!"
Okay, I'm gonna go throw up at how ridiculous and reaching some of these are. I hope any you all post make me sick. :0)
"Digital board games can be tons of fun, especially when they're cooperative. That's what's in store for Beacon Patrol from Assemble Entertainment. Based on the real-life board game by Torben Ratzlaff, Beacon Patrol has players work together to explore a map and create a network of coastal paths, all by placing tiles. It's a lot like Carcassonne and Kingdomino, but set on the high seas. The upcoming Steam version will support 4-player local co-op, and there's a single-player demo right now," says Co-Optimus.
Mario Kart World is some of the most fun you’ll have this year that offers a deep experience with the Switch 2’s launch.
Few games among the Nintendo Switch 2 launch line-up can match Cyberpunk 2077 in putting the system through its paces. It's a staple of our PC benchmarking suite for good reason: the open world design is a solid stressor for any CPU, while its effects-heavy battles challenge GPU resources as well. This Switch 2 release has clearly been a big undertaking for developer CD Projekt Red too, who produced the port in-house with unique optimisations for Switch 2's ARM-based architecture. It's also remarkably the Ultimate Edition of the game, with both the core adventure and the more taxing Phantom Liberty expansion bundled in - an extra portion that proved too demanding to justify a last-gen console release, and was instead restricted to PS5 and Series X/S, and yet here it is running on Switch 2.
To cut to the chase, Switch 2 offers a truly viable way to enjoy Cyberpunk, either in a portable format or docked under a TV. However, CDPR has shot for the stars in its ambition to include Phantom Liberty as well, and it's here that Switch 2 hits some technical limits - with frame-rates struggling as we explore its newer Dog Town region. Still, that aside, there's a lot to admire in the game's engineering for Nintendo's new console overall, and how competitive it is in comparison with other consoles.
I am happy for CDPR. Their hard work paid off because the Switch 2 version are always in the top 5 Switch 2 launch game sales.
This may be one of the weakest launch lineups Nintendo has ever had, with Mario Kart being the only first party game, but Cyberpunk 2077 will definitely give you tremendous value for your money.
One tip I can give people who have never played the game is to first read books from the cyberpunk subgenre. This will allow you to appreciate the story much better. If you find yourself asking which life path is the best to take at the start of the game, in this case it is Corpo, Streetkid, and Nomad. You likely don't know enough about the genre, and certain things will fly right over your head. While it is not mandatory, the game will be 10 times better if you read or listen to some books first.
Some books I have enjoyed in that genre are:
Cyber Dreams by Plum Parrot,
Stray Cat Strut by RavensDagger
Tower of Somnus by Cale Plamann
Mist Runner by Nicholas Searcy
If you can only read or listen to 1 book, then I recommend Cyber Dreams by Plum Parrot. It is the closest thing to Cyberpunk 2077.
DF are Nintendo's occasional bootlickers after that blatant Zelda games ad scandal.
Games like CP2077 are meant to be played on big console or powerful PC on a big screen.
Got to love how they're simp for full price purchase of 5-year-old game and still getting the worst version to play on.
Wow you guys don’t let up for a second trying to blame DF for anything you can pick out the sky at any given moment. It’s embarrassing dude.
It’s always DF are bootlickers for Nintendo today, Microsoft yesterday, Sony last week. Make your mind up people… pick a side and stick to it. Sounds so stupid when you’re trying to make a point that some company is biased but that no one can make their mind up who the company is biased towards any given day of the week.
Yep, the amount of hate they get is ridiculous. The funny thing is if you actually look at the comments on their early switch 2 videos people are slating them for not giving it enough praise and constantly comparing it to ps4.
The Duke Nukem one was actually pretty funny lol.
Its not a pun as such, but in sleeping dogs, during the "cock fights" that you can bet on... I always laughed at...
You pick best cock
My cock is the best
Yeah.... lol
The man with a flute razzled and dazzled the crowd. After the show he approached me, gave me wallet and told me I had dropped it. He's pretty good. A solid snake charmer. :p
The man with a flute razzled and dazzled the crowd. After the show he approached me, gave me my wallet and told me I had dropped. He's pretty good. A solid snake charmer. :p
Love it hahaha.