Video game universes tend to be weird, but you can usually go along with them. Super Mario Bros.’ worlds are surreal, but there’s a generally happy logic to them. The police in the Mega Man universe are useless (and the future becomes horribly depressing the further off you go), but it’s still kept under control. Dracula keeps coming back every century in the Castlevania universe, but at least you can take a breather between those times, and he usually stays put in his castle. Then there are the truly boned video game universes.