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Get Mass Effect 3 Early... From Space

OXCGN:

"The hype for Mass Effect 3 is through the roof.

Literally.

EA will be launching weather balloons over key cities around the world very soon, with copies of Mass Effect 3 on them."

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Proeliator2439d ago

I can see it now:

"EA's PR stunt for Mass Effect 3, which involved sending copies of the game into the atmosphere, has ended mysteriously. All of the copies have mysteriously disappeared, and are transmitting their signal from deep in space."

I wouldn't be surprised if EA and Activision have bases on the dark side of the moon.

fluffydelusions2439d ago

I won't get my hopes up on this one.

Proeliator2439d ago

I will swim to the middle of the ocean for one of those copies...

Proeliator2439d ago (Edited 2439d ago )

I'm also Michael Phelps. That's what makes it possible. ;)

Solid_Snake372439d ago (Edited 2439d ago )

lol screw that Chtullu jellyfish and sharks are out there

Snookies122439d ago

That would be great if one just landed right at your doorstep...

Soldierone2438d ago

Or hits you in the head lol "Son of a bitch! WTF! Oh hello sexy!" :P

*moments later getting trampled by Mass Effect fans*

wallis2438d ago

Providing it's the right platform. I couldn't imagine a worse nerd-torture than getting a game early but for the wrong platform. Worth buying a different console or a new pc?

...maybe... maybe.

Snookies122438d ago

Haha, well if nothing else, you could sell it for a good bit. XD

Sarcasmology2439d ago (Edited 2439d ago )

"Each game has a GPS tracking device onboard and fans can track their return to the Earth"

*later news report*

"Man-child dies after being viciously mauled to death by dogs guarding their owners private lot in downtown New York."

*even later news report*

"Self-righteous and entitled mother of man-child sues EA for publicity stunt gone wrong. "They forced ma baby to do it. If they didn't run the event, he'd still be here *flail*""

*etc etc etc*

LAWSON722439d ago

what if it falls and cracks somebody in the head i smell a lawsuit

MagicAccent2439d ago (Edited 2439d ago )

Or maybe.. In the knee..?

Oh shii-- ! *runs away from charging mob*

perdie2438d ago

I used to laugh at that joke, but then I took a copy of ME3 to the knee

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