"Is any song of the Christmas season less relatable than the Twelve Days of Christmas? Since when does Christmas have 12 days? How wealthy would you have to be to afford gifts like 5 gold rings or 12 pipers piping?
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Old Gift: Six Geese A-laying
Analysis: I don't think giving a goose, when it was in the exact moment of birthing, would ring in much Christmas Cheer.
New Gift: Six affectionate Christmas emails from Video Game Celebrities
Analysis: I wonder if this is what Geoff Keighley's inbox looks like."