Sexy Times in Skyrim

"Between my lengthy dungeon trots and my regular vandalism of Braidwood Inn, I like to try my luck at finding love. You know, searching for that one perfect person to settle down with…and possibly murder in a fit of gamer rage. But for some reason, whenever I try to find a wife, I always seem to mess it up".

[TheKindRoost]

There is so much wrong in that title.

[Ryudo]

Better go do some Sky-rimming I guess....

[lifesanrpg]

Not nearly as funny as the title makes it out to be.

[ryhanon]

British humo(u)r = awkward and dumb

[Stewie2k8]

Just like how any american idiot laughs at fart jokes? gotta love the endless amounts of those. HILARIOUS!

[chadwarden]

Unless the humor is coming from the show Topgear. Then it's funny.

[ryhanon]

Ok, I'll start with this: "I fart in your general direction"

If you'd like, I could go on and list at *LEAST* 10 more British fart jokes that are supposedly "hilarious". It's not a uniquely American thing and it's almost never funny. British people just think they're funnier because of their pretentious sounding farts.

[Johandevries]

British or not, I generally do not find fart jokes wickedly funny

[THESONYPS3]

Lol Im not American but they are 100 times funnier than the English

[Kurt Russell]

It's only awkward and dumb to those not sharp enough to catch the wit. It doesn't need canned laughter and a pause for the audience to catch up... Sorry you're too slow to keep up Ryhanon.

[Hayabusa 117]

I love American humour, but if you think British humour is "awkward and dumb" then you clearly lack wit...and judging by your choice of words, sounds like you were actually offended by the sexual innuendo, which is actually quite pathetic. As Kurt Russel pointed out, at least British comedy shows don't require canned laughter.

And I don't know why anyone would bring up fart jokes. Seriously? Do Americans still use them? You know in Britain fart jokes were all the rage back in the middle ages right? Are Americans still stuck on them?

[AJKanismajoris]

How have you attributed British humour to this?,just because he's british dosn't mean that he shares the same humour as the rest of us!,

You sir are an Idiot

[Pikajew]

This is just sad

[CandyCaptain]

Could have to wait a bit on that one from this site lol.

[rabidpancakeburglar]

Exactly what I'm thinking, I'm pretty sure that mentioning Skyrim when I go out tonight won't help me, though I remain ever hopeful.

[rdgneoz3]

Never know, they might be into Dragonborn.

[2pacalypsenow]

can you get laid in skyrim? lol

[Der_Kommandant]

This is more pathetic than a fat naked man riding a tricycle crying

[GarandShooter]

Thank you for not providing a link to that.

+Bubbles

[Mutant-Spud]

Sounds like something from Saints Row The Third.

[TheComedian]

...and I wonder more more with each passing day.How has the human species survived for as long as it has?Seriously as it would appear I'm a freaking alien on this blue planet so if anyone has a legitimate explanation please...do share.

[HarryPS3]

So where are the freaking naked ladies?!

[TopDudeMan]

Yeah, my guy was wearing dragon armour, a bow on his back and war paint on his wedding day.

Ysolda from whiterun is a good person to marry because she gives you gold every day.

[Stewie2k8]

I thought every character gives you gold? Aela the huntress gives me it too.

[reckoner]

I think most spouses give gold. Anyways, it's all about Sylgja. She's the hottest.
http://elderscrolls.wikia.c...

[Mutant-Spud]

So they're all bisexual right? I keep forgetting my character is a woman and I've had my eye on Ysolda for a while.

[Rowland]

doesn't she give you her 'ring' everyday ?

[Johandevries]

''We hadde sexy time, I made-e love explosion on her stomach''
-Borat

[R6ex]

Fucgly characters!

[bobrea]

I thought Iw ould hate this. But it's not bad.

[Kos-Mos]

It seems to me that people are desperate to write tons of articles about skyrim because people are not actually playing it. I`m sure the young ones and americans have problem playing a game that is not multi-player and they grow bored eventually.

[OracleXIII]

well this does not compensate for the lack of sex scenes.

[ZBlacktt]

Looks like a gay ( happy ) old time. Guys marring guys???