15 Signs That You Have Spent Too Much Time Playing Skyrim

As many gaming addicts have done over the last month, I’ve poured a lot of time into Skyrim, glitches and all. I’ve put about 200 hours into the game over the last 3 weeks and am starting to dream I’m in Skyrim. Humor is always a welcome aspect to life and so I came up with a list of signs that show that either you, or someone you know, have spent far too much time playing Skyrim.

[undercovrr]

It starts off really funny but loses steam fast. The list just got lazy after reason 9.

[Kthalas]

I'm glad you at least found some of it to be funny. I know not all it will be funny to everyone.

I probably tried too hard towards the end. Should've capped it at the first 10. This was actually my first attempt at creating a list of this type.

Thank you for the input. I actually do appreciate the feedback. Helps me as a writer.

[undercovrr]

Glad you took the input as positive, most people take it as negative (even though I didn't mean it that way). Keep up the articles!

[Imikida]

I lmao'd at the cat one.

[chainer3000]

A few of em made me chuck out loud, good work!

[tboyshinobi]

definitely a good list. sometimes the exhaustive list will always have a few pitfalls.

[Fylus]

Well if this is you're first list of the sort, I'd have to say you did a great job. I thought they were all quite humorous, though as previously stated, it kind of goes from really funny to still funny but not so much.

Overall, an enjoyable read.

[Kthalas]

Thank you :)

When I wrote it, I wasn't expecting the site's owner to put it up on here. I was writing as much for the experience. My wife also found most of it funny too.

The 7th one (about the cat) I got the idea from an lolcat picture where someone made a viking cap and put it on their cat. I thought it was a very funny picture.

[JetLifer]

too many "leveling up my sneak skill" jokes kinda ruined the whole thing

[megacowdung]

You can never have enough skyrim...

[vickers500]

I used to play Skyrim, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Fylus]

I thought I was getting seriously annoyed with all the "Arrow to the knee" jokes... until I took an arrow to knee.

[megacowdung]

I used to think the arrow to the knee joke was funny, then i took a warhammer to the face.

[TheComedian]

Hey dawg we heard you liked arrows in your knee so we put an arrow in you knee so you can arrow in your knee while you arrow in your knee...and that didn't make any #$@%ing sense whatsoever.

[Chuk5]

When you you start saying by the 9 or shouting fus at things hoping to blow them away.

[Kthalas]

Well I knew some of them were hit or miss. Not everything will be funny to everyone. I can only try :)

[D3mons0ul]

"You walk around in a crouch trying to pick the pockets of everyone around you. After getting beaten to a pulp, the cops show up. You then try to bribe the cops by handing them a $20 and telling them “It’s ok. I’m with the Thieves’ Guild.”

[TXIDarkAvenger]

Also like to add
1. Making jokes about taking an arrow to the knee
2. Fus Ro Dah in RL. Or have that epic song in ur head.

[Phoenix76]

Sign #16

You go down to your nearest forest and start waving about your left hand at a squirrel in the vain hope that flames will come shooting out hand and toast that level nine beast before skinning it for pelt and then take the pelt down to the nearest butcher's shop hoping you make a quick few quid!!!!!

:D

P.S. Im now with you on sign #14!!! lol

[hotskys]

I see the attempted humor. Not trying to be a dick, but I didn't find any of them funny. Would of been funny if some were actually true.

[frostyhat123]

Do you have a sense of humor?

[hotskys]

Nope. sure don't. But I was walking by some rocks and was wondering if I could mine them and what kind of armor I could make.

I also was looking up into the stars and thinking about changing my birth sign.

ISN'T THAT FUNNY!?!

[chainer3000]

uhh, no?

[hotskys]

^Exactly.

Thanks for proving my point.

[Boon Tarkas]

uh..sorry but your a dick.

[tenacious_b]

I was thinking the same thing. Would've been better if some were true, otherwise I can't relate...

[MysticStrummer]

"Not trying to be a dick"

You do make it seem effortless.

[YodaCracker]

I wish I could be spending too much time playing Skyrim, but I haven't played it in over a week. I'm still waiting for them to patch the patch that screwed up magic resistance. *sigh*

[GodKing1337]

Never should have come here XD

[LoganX]

Number 7 is something I would do. Thanks for the idea.

[Bathyj]

My friend carries all my spare junk around because hes sworn to carry my burdens.

[MysticStrummer]

I sometimes stand in the same spot for hours and hours, waiting for the pawn shop to open, instead of going home to sleep or finding something else to do.

[DarkBlood]

i used to find this funny but then i *puts on glasses* took an arrow to the knee, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH

[TheOwnmaster]

It's ok I'm With the thieves Guild

lol

[upallnightgamer]

Only problem with the list is that you misspelled "Khajiit." Other than that, funny as hell.

[NnT3291]

I look at my cat and think of a Khajiit

[mynameisEvil]

I'm trying to irradiate my cat at the moment, hoping it will have some freak event where it turns the size of a human and tries to sell drugs.

Now that I'm thinking about it, this comment was a mixture of Fallout and TES... *facepalm*

[Kakihara]

I typed in my windows password wrong the other day and as soon as the error message came up I got a strong urge to jump back and avoid the darts that were sure to fire out of the walls at me.

[bub16]

1 Sign That You Have Spent Too Much Time Playing Skyrim

You start to lag in real life

[Kishin]

Sign: When you give this piece of turd more than 5 minutes attention, which is absolute overkill.

[Donnywho]

Skyrim Patch 17.9 while we're still not sure exactly how we made this game or how it functions, we do know that something is wrong and we are trying to fix it. We've all cashed our checks and been on vacation... Stay tuned for our next game maybe? I don't know, Good Luck!

[Donnywho]

LMFAO i'm sorry but LMFAO

[LettingGo]

It hasn't made me change a whole lot in my real life.

Mainly because I haven't left my room since it came out.

I had this problem when inFamous and inFamous 2 came out...where I would literally start climbing buildings without noticing. I wish I were kidding...

[lionelglitchy]

you know you've played it to long when your ps3 starts to lag

[swice]

Why was this approved? ....annoyance

[bobrea]

Only a twelve year old would find this funny

[NarcolepZZZZZZ]

I'm a local truck driver and have caught myself "equipping" my "leather gauntlets of resist frost" recently when I go to lower the trailer legs, open the doors etc. Lol.