Best Babes In Video Games Of 2011

Clutch Blog writes: "Video games have come a long way from the days when a purple square represented a leather-clad heroine fighting a group of medieval zombies in nothing but a skinned fur bra and matching thong.

Back then, we had to use our imagination to truly enjoy the deep characterization that 8-bit technology could provide our hormonally charged minds. Thanks to the movie quality advancements in video game design, simulated physics and sound mixing, gamers can enjoy the same bosomy heroines and shapely ass-kickers that we could only see in movies or our dad's Playboys."

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PickAShoe3516d ago

I used to fap to this just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

fallacious3516d ago

How exactly will that restrict you from fapping?

Swiggins3516d ago

I'm not a doctor or anything, but I think the catastrophic and overwhelming pain of an arrow in the knee might stop one from fapping....

Iroquois_Pliskin3515d ago

I would know the answer if the excruciating pain coming from an arrow to the knee wasnt hindering my ability to think.

MAJ0R3515d ago

can anyone tell me where this meme came from? I must oblivious to the internet but I really just have no idea :/

KingPin3516d ago

Give that joke a cape coz it is SUPER LAME!!!!!

Bolts3516d ago

I would love to Fus Ro Dah all these arrow to the knee jokes off the highest cliff in Skyrim. Talk about uber lame. Can't you douches quote something else? At least work a curved sword. Curved. Sword. Line in for variety.

skrug3515d ago

you mean you took an arrow to the balls...

megacowdung3515d ago

I used to think the arrow to the knee joke was funny, then i took a warhammer to the face.

OhMyGandhi3515d ago

I thought it was "a Midget to a rollercoaster"

or am I thinking "Pliars to my pimples"?

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Yui_Suzumiya3516d ago

Trishka Novac is my game girl of the year. If you haven't played Bulletstorm then you're missing out on one of the most unique female protagonist of all time.

LettingGo3516d ago

I'm sorry. Elena over Chloe any day.

Yui_Suzumiya3516d ago

Both.. Preferably at the same time ;)

Cosmit3516d ago

Elena seems like the one you will take more serious in a relationship. Chloe seems like a hot steamy one-night stand or whatever.

Cosmit3516d ago

Chloe is my favorite out of that list. Something about her...haha. I know shes just pixels.

Yui_Suzumiya3516d ago

Still something about how Trishka says she'll ''kill your dick'' and how she's seen stuff that will ''turn your @$$hole purple'' that just melts my heart :)

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