Critical Gamer writes: Despite the eyebrow-raising title, After Hours Athletes has nothing to do with sex. It is instead a compilation of (the Move versions of) three PSN titles which emulate “sports” favoured by overweight drunkards; darts (Top Darts), bowling (High Velocity Bowling), and pool (Hustle Kings). The blurb gleefully declares “You count score, not calories”. Games which you can play whilst standing still are ideally suited to peripherals such as Move; let’s see how they got on, shall we?