In case any of you are wondering, here is a list of games I am not looking forward to. And if you are, then you are probably retarded.
Final Fantasy XIII-2 – I can’t believe people still like FF games
Soulcalibur V – Street Fighter is the One True Fighting Game
Resident Evil Revelations – It’s on the 3DS which is a heap of shit
SSX – Snowboarding games are like car racing games with half the track removed
UFC Undisputed – It’s like a fighting game, but instead of colourful characters doing amazing moves, it’s two thick-skulled slabs of meat hitting each other
Uncharted: Golden Abyss – Ha, don’t make me laugh
Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City – RE series, please, just fucking die already
FIFA 2012, FIFA Street, UEFA 2012 – This should need no explanation
Far Cry 3 – Crysis 2
Fable: The Journey – I have no idea who still plays Fable games, with Elder Scrolls and Mass Effect to scratch the RPG itch
Anything with Mario, Luigi, Zelda or Wii in the title – These games peaked at Mario 64 and The Ocarina of Time
Tomb Raider – why are people still playing Lara Croft games? Isn’t she like 60 now? ---
In my opinion the writer should have just kept this later part to himself. Especially if he is seriously(not a joke) calling the people who will buy these games retarded.
1. You have a family member/friends that are retards 2. You yourself are a retard 3. Your some jesus freak in Nebraska who doesn't even jerk off because he's afraid that he's killing his future kids.
No, he's not a retard becuase he's not looking forward to some great looking games. But im a retard, becuase I cant wait to get my hands on Tomb Raider and Far Cry 3... Wonder how ill break the news to Mum.
I eat a bowl of Alpen every morning for breakfast and then, like clockwork go off and have my morning constitutional. It is often nice and firm, comes out in one go and rarely needs more than three wipes.
In case any of you are wondering, here is a list of games I am not looking forward to. And if you are, then you are probably retarded.
Final Fantasy XIII-2 – I can’t believe people still like FF games
Soulcalibur V – Street Fighter is the One True Fighting Game
Resident Evil Revelations – It’s on the 3DS which is a heap of shit
SSX – Snowboarding games are like car racing games with half the track removed
UFC Undisputed – It’s like a fighting game, but instead of colourful characters doing amazing moves, it’s two thick-skulled slabs of meat hitting each other
Uncharted: Golden Abyss – Ha, don’t make me laugh
Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City – RE series, please, just fucking die already
FIFA 2012, FIFA Street, UEFA 2012 – This should need no explanation
Far Cry 3 – Crysis 2
Fable: The Journey – I have no idea who still plays Fable games, with Elder Scrolls and Mass Effect to scratch the RPG itch
Anything with Mario, Luigi, Zelda or Wii in the title – These games peaked at Mario 64 and The Ocarina of Time
Tomb Raider – why are people still playing Lara Croft games? Isn’t she like 60 now?
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In my opinion the writer should have just kept this later part to himself. Especially if he is seriously(not a joke) calling the people who will buy these games retarded.
I like turtles
"Games that night not suck"
Gee, that's optimistic.
the writer needs more fiber in his/hers diet..
Games I'll be getting next year are
Mass Effect 3
Aliens: Colonial Marines
BioShock Infinite
Halo 4 (day one)
Lollipop Chainsaw
Ninja Gaiden 3
Final Fantasy XIII-2
Soulcalibur V
Resident Evil Revelations
SSX
Uncharted: Golden Abyss
Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City
Far Cry 3
Tomb Raider