Pocket Gamer: Punching a random person in the face is never a good idea, no matter how tempting it might be sometimes.
Instead of incurring the wrath of the local constabulary with actual violence, then, why not dive into the stress-relieving punching bag can exist virtually on your phone?
Crack your knuckles, 'cos its all aboard the pain train with the top five beat-'em-ups on bada.