Imagine, if you will, waking this weekend to sink precious free time into The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword. You turn on your Wii, only to discover a disc-free drive. Figuring out the most likely culprit, you head to your roommate's door, asking if he napped your copy in the dark of night. His response? "What the heck is 'The Legend of Zelda?'" Something is wrong here. Something is very, very wrong.
Luckily, this horror story is wholly fictional, though it does pose an interesting question: just what would the world be like without The Legend of Zelda?