Why Beating Ganon Was Better Than Losing My Virginity

Adam dives into the world of Legend of Zelda and discovers a few truths about himself.

[ThatArtGuy]

It tends to be better if you don't pay for it.

[RIPSKATEDESTROY]

heyooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo! wait which one?

[Outside_ofthe_Box]

The author is obviously still a virgin.

He's just lying for hits.

[Solidus187-SCMilk]

is it BECAUSE THAT ONE ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

[refocusedman]

I didnt read the article but, the title is just pathetic. I love video games as much as the next person but wow....... just wow....

[SockeyBoy]

when gears 3 came out I chose gears 3. But that was on release date. is that sad...it sounds sad now.

EDIT: He said better than losing his VIRGINITY, not better than SEX. There is a massive difference there. Losing your virginity is akward, sex is awesome.

[Agheil]

completely agree, its too much when gamers say video games are better then sex........RELAX GUYS!

[Persistantthug]

I hope.

[refocusedman]

Well said well said lol

[ViciousHamster]

The title just made me shake my head in laughter.
I don't know if this guy is for real but whatever.

[Main_Street_Saint]

Someone who knows him, would probably know for sure.

[BitbyDeath]

Obviously doing it wrong then

[YoungKingDoran]

yeah author... youre losing your virginity wrong!
let BitbyDeath teach you how
bend over
:)

[Hicken]

Nope. No game has been that good.

[GrumpyVeteran]

A lot of awkward movement and fidgeting is required to finish....just like losing your virginity!

[BushLitter]

I suppose because it's better than BEATING ganOFF (tsk)

[SockeyBoy]

...

[BushLitter]

Read carefully

[Fylus]

I resent this article. I was raped by Ganon.

Dark Humor.

[MeatAbstract]

*Awkward silence*

[ForROME]

As if he really isnt a virgin anymore , quit lying virg

[bunfighterii]

Forever alone....

[Tuxedo_Mask]

I beat Gannon when I was still in Elementary School, I guess that means I was an early bloomer.

[GirlyGamer]

LoL. He says his virginity guys, not sex. I actually read the article it was interesting. I felt sorry for him. It took him 2 YEARS to beat the boss. I can't imagine the frustration!!

[refocusedman]

Uhhhh I dont think it really matters. I just dont believe that the two should be compared. Once again, its just sad.

[TruthBTold]

Well excuussee me princess

[aman84r]

That title is so disturbing.I guess the writer likes to fap to review scores.

[Tzuno]

weird