Dorkly: I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the chances of you meeting porn star Jenna Haze, supermodel Heidi Klum, or actress Eva Longoria to do the nasty in real life are slim to none. That’s why we have pictures on the Internet and locks on our bedroom doors. But there is another upside to this fact we nerds can use to our advantage: if anyone thought your unhealthy obsession over that infamous Lara Croft nude hack made you creepy, feel free to point out that your chances of meeting the shapely Ms. Croft are just about the same as those mentioned above.
In other words, it’s totally cool to fantasize about fictional people. And I’m gonna add some fuel to that fire of passion with this sultry list of sexy video game characters. Bow chicka wow wow!
A whole host of new Metal Gear Solid merch is now available from Merchoid, including coins, bottles and keycard replicas.
Years of setbacks have stalled development on the new Perfect Dark, and while it’s well underway now, we may have to wait a while yet.