CoJ: The Cartel Review: Dead Island Better Not Suck This Much (Redhead Reviews)

"I’m heading down the highway going 90 miles per hour. I can’t see anything. The motion blur is turned up so much that almost everything is blacked out. I get hit by a rocket, which somehow gets deflected with my windshield. I run over a traffic cone shortly after, bouncing straight ahead into a car in front of mine. It caused the car to explode, ugly fire erupting everywhere. The cone flies back hitting my windshield, causing the windshield to explode glass. Cars full of enemies shows up. My partners spray them for bullets. It takes more then five minutes to destroy two cars. I end up rage quitting." - Redhead Reviews

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legendkilla2837d ago

im sure the game is better than this review.... lmfao

Jack_DangerousIy2837d ago

Lol I would hope so. That was rough!

Not that I'm not occasionally harsh when it comes to critiquing. ;)

floetry1012837d ago (Edited 2837d ago )

As bad as the game is, this review doesn't really do itself any justice either. Terrible grammar, ridiculous use of metaphor, the damn thing wouldn't get a passing grade in elementary school.

Motorola2837d ago

Wow the grammar in the description is terrible. LOL