Jade Raymond In Green And White Striped Bikini

The Rumor: martin85 over at GameTrailers.com Forums writes, "so my friend is working as an intern editor at maxim and he says that jade will grace the cover of december's issue which will feature "girls of gaming"! she will also have her own spread showing her in a green an white striped bikini in an exotic local (montreal). it will also feature other hot women in the gaming industry as well as competitive gaming. man i can't fricken wait! i haven't jacked to still images since 1999!"

The Smash: Last night at the Assassin's Creed shindig, producer Jade Raymond personally told Guest Editor Geoff Keighley that those rumors were totally untrue and that she's never do something like that. She actually seemed somewhat offended people thought she would. Ubisoft PR got so many inquiries about it almost had to issue and official statement. So, while this rumor so smashed, please don't rule out Creative Director Patrice Desilets' Maxim spread!

[WilliamRLBaker]

Shes even hotter to me now!!!
A hot women that has morals and ethics? my god thats hot! shes got it all hotness, a brain, ethics.....I hate maxim magazine, FHM...ect because all they are are look these women will be sluts for us, and so many women I thought we're moral appear in those pages....

WE LOVE YOU JADE!!!!!

[Bolts]

Excuse me? So you don't like the "slutty" chicks in Maxim huh? Okay...

It has nothing to do with brains, Jade just doesn't have the body type for a bikini. She's more of the Keira Knightly type.

[Fuzz McDeath]

...Jade Raymond is a regular girl who just happens to have a somewhat high profile job in an industry with a rabid fanbase. She's not a celebrity, nor a media personality (like, say, Olivia Munn of G4 who has posed in swimwear).

I know many beautiful women, from classic beauties like Jade to total pornstar hotties like many maxim models (trust me, there is a difference between "beautiful" and "hot"). Almost none of them would be extroverted enough to pose in a bikini for a nationally distributed magazine. Most people just aren't into that. It seems that Jade Raymond falls into that category.

Shoot, I could even name some freaks who do the craziest sh!t around friends or in smaller groups who STILL would never act that way for a magazine with a million readers. Sheesh.

[Capt CHAOS]

No pic of her..

[coolfool]

Saying the exact colour of the bikini is quite specifc......

[green_ghost5]

Some people have quite an imagination.

That was funny, when they said about Patrice. lol.

[BrianC6234]

Isn't it obvious the rumor was started by some dweeb 360 fanboy? Green and white?

[Systematrix]

Would've been nice. And "i haven't jacked to still images since 1999!" is the quote of the year...LMAO!!

[mazirjones]

ahhhahahahaha

[sjappie]

Lol. So true.

[predator]

6 comments, not gaming news, and it gets this many degrees, whats up with that?

[IGNFTW]

WITH THE GOOD LOOKING GAMER CHIC

[predator]

yeah but if you go outside theres loads of good looking chicks

[mighty_douche]

and people wonder why gamers are seen as single lonely geeks....

[ShiftyLookingCow]

lmao @ Kotaku pic "please don't rule out Creative Director Patrice Desilets' Maxim spread!"

[JokerSGS]

Hmm you guys really think she looks good?

[angel604]

yup..definitely

[Pain]

how many Showers will she need to take to feel clean after ? Cringes at the thought of it >.<

[Enigma_2099]

... her cuteness notwithstanding, I'm kinda looking forward to getting my hands on her... I mean that... I mean the game... yeah, that's it.

[MK_Red]

I also think that it was offensive to say that but there's no denying Jade Raymond's hotness.

Kinda glad that the rumor is untrue.

[codeazrael]

I used to go ga-ga over this chick as well as the HOTTTTT girls like Olivia Munn, Layla Kayleigh and Morgan Webb, but in reality, these girls are hot, but like a former poster wrote, walk outside at any given time and there are loads of 10s out there waiting for you to talk to them. Guys........my life has changed. If you never seen that show "The Pickup Artist" on VH1, watch it! Better yet, buy Mystery's book called "The Mystery Method" and if you read it thoroughly and follow this guy's instructions, you will pick up girls like this and alot better quickly, and mastering this game is by far better than any 360 or PS3 game out there. Send me a private message if you want to know more, and the crazy thing you learn is that looks are not as important as you think. Just think, you can continue to whack off to pics of chicks like this or..............you can eventually whack off ON chicks like this if you apply yourself. I know I just threw you guys for a loop with this post, but I have put down my 360 controller and started learning the Venusian arts A.K.A. The Mystery Method and I have already started getting numbers of hot model chicks as well as girls from Hooters, you name it! I am totally changed and I decided to come back here seeing as I havent been on here in a while and share this GOLD with my gaming pals. It's not about PS3, 360, blu ray or hd dvd...............satisfaction begins when you truly learn how to get beautiful women all the time, including getting laid all the time, and that alone is enough for me reduce my gaming by 90 percent.......at least! Because this game I'm playing now is much more rewarding. Good seeing you guys again.

[urban bohemian]

That was by far the funniest thing I have read on N4G for a while.

[ScentlessApprentice7]

I agree with almost everything you said Codeazrael.

I enjoy videogames as well (otherwise I wouldn't be wasting my time here, right?) but I certainly don't take all this stuff so seriously; like if someone doesn't own a ps3, I wouldn't go and start mouthing off to them about how stupid they are.

Getting Babes is a great hobby, just remember not to get into that trap of becoming a sugar daddy.

"It" is fun, just don't fall in the trap of paying for it.

[jinn]

good girl!

[solar]

sorry i like skanky :D

dirty christina and britney (long time ago britney not "britney after he kids destroyed her boobs britney"

date dirty, marry clean.

ok, got my useless post of the month outta the way. XD

[HaKeRsCanRotINHEL]

Clicks link "Oh'GOD MY EYES, SOMEONE PLEASE POKE OUT MY EYES!" 8D

[kidd916]

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