Ranker: We've all played as him and we've all seen him as a hero, but have we all identified with him? Most likely not. Why? Because he's a f*cking dick. Here are seven reasons why Mario is one of the most self-centered, inconsiderate, egotistical assh*les in video game history. Yet we all still love him for it. This list is about calling Mario on his sh*t. Enjoy.