DICE reaction to all the alpha leaks

A satirical view on Developer DICE's reaction to all the alpha videos being leaked :)

[jdfoster00]

Yes!

[dooge]

Damn it. I leaked it. My bad.

[lil Titan]

LEAVE THE FAX ALONE!!! JUST LEAVE IT ALONE!!!

[HSx9]

If it were leaked I would have been playing it right now.
I think what he meant was the video footage that got leaked, not the actual game itself.

[saladthieves]

I wonder what would happen if someone sent this to DICE? Just wondering what their reaction would be like.

[jlar]

O.O
Someone should SO do it!!!

[Spenok]

I agree 100% with jlar.

[saladthieves]

I've been thinking though. If someone such as Patrick Bach saw this, he's laugh his ass off!

Then goes back to the office, and screams: WHO THE FRACK LEAKED IT??? SEE THIS FAX MACHINE??? SEE WHAT I'M DOING TO IT?? THIS IS GOING TO BE YOUR CAREER IF YOU DON'T SAY WHO LEAKED IT!

[DeadlyFire]

DICE already knew it would be leaked a million times on Youtube. Just look at how good the Alpha looks. There is a reason for that. :P

[YoungKiller25]

thanks for a good laugh to start my day right

[SilentNegotiator]

EA's Marketing division: "We're stunned!" *Suppressed giggles*

[Battlefield]

WTF...this has got nothing to do with anything. Anyway, DICE should be happy as the game looks amazing.

[MidnytRain]

Lol, I love how scared she gets.

By the way, that was a pretty sweet office.

[RedDead2067]

(about the classical music)

"Turn that shit off.. its just vowels"

"You play that music because you can't wear a hat saying you went to a private school"

[xabmol]

Yeah, my favorite part.

I'm remembering that line for later. ;)

[Focker420]

Wow, I'm impressed. I think he handled it pretty well.

[C L O U D]

Scottish guy is a g

[MidnytRain]

That's what I didn't get. Isn't DICE a Swedish game studio?

[RedDead2067]

Its not real. Its satire.

[Bounkass]

I don't get it.

[NanoSoldier]

never heard anything about all the alpha leaks? I mean, this isn't really hard to understand to be honest.

[fullmetal297]

Just stand in that corner and pretend with everyone else.

[x800]

hahahha.

[Urmomlol]

It's a parody, not an official response, obviously.

[chidesd]

that was amazing. just think if it wasnt for the video leaks we wouldnt have got to see that

[stevenhiggster]

It was brilliant, some of his abuse is amazing lol.

[GSpartan777]

If you ask me, the so-called leaks were intentional. Why? Because if it wasn't than EA/DICE would have pulled what happened with Crysis 2, and make statements, express their disappointment, take down videos on Youtube and etc. Obviously, they aren't doing that so it means no NDA was broken. Coincidentally a multiplayer video, featuring most of the things we've seen from the "leaks" was released shortly after. Good way to build up hype, but the leak part in my opinion is just an obvious one.

Anyways +1 for the video.

[evilmonkey501]

absolutely correct sir.

[solidworm]

Truth is DICE are overjoyed by the leaks due to the game looking sweet.

[Cpt_kitten]

hilarious, but i died when he said fax machine....nobody uses those any more XD

perfectly well handled reaction

[mcgrottys]

seems legit.

[Ninjamonkey82]

hahahahahahahaha

[xXtremeHDGamerXx]

LoL

[younglj01]

Lol what tha hell was that?I need too make that one of my favorites...Battlefield 3 is looking pretty damn sweet from tha Alpha leaks....I finally found a copy of BC2:UE its updating now its at 62% ;)

Hopefully Bad Company 2 will be a blast.After so many hours in MAG I need a change of pace and I hope BC2 will give me that.

[XV84]

It would have been even funnier if they had taped a sign saying "UsamaFTW" (the name of the guy who leaked the videos) on to the fax machine. If I were him, I would have pissed my pants seeing that.

[younglj01]

ok Update I have been in 2 games.And have lost connection too server each time.I dont know if this for 1st time users are something.hopefully its fixed soon.

[younglj01]

any1 have any tips bc im starting to feel letdown with BC2 so far.If I join a game i get kicked from server with 3-5 minutes.If im not kicked I join a game when its about to end.

Its been a year and tha servers not stable?I cant believe that hopefully it something wrong with my internet but I'm not having this problem on any of my other MP games.Can some1 please help me bc tha time i have played have been a blast.Its just getting kicked from server so much is pissing me off

[iagainsti120]

You need to find servers that welcome outsiders sometimes people just like to play with their Clan or Club and you will be booted the second you join. That was part of the reason i got it for PS3. You can not boot people in ranked games and teams are split up based on how well you play but you will always end up with that one guy who smacks the shit out of everyone else. As far as losing connection to the server make sure NAT on you router is set to open or setup port forwarding. I personally have almost never lost connection from a game unless it was that result of New England weather.

By the way i do not know if that will fix your issue because i do not know what platform you are playing the game on ie. Xbox 360, PS3 or PC do not worry I am not a Platform Racist.

[Hassassin]

Just so you know the problem is not from the servers as I've played over a year since i got it and have been kicked only once or twice. As for games ending thats just bad luck.

[Mansour449]

DMZ Your IP man.

[awi5951]

Sometimes crappy punkbuster doesnt install right so you have to go into you BF folder find punkbuster and install it with administrator .

[younglj01]

@iagainsti120

I got tha BC2:UE for PS3.I join a game at the beginning and I will play about 3-5 minutes then i will get kicked from server.Then sometimes I join a game at tha very end.I tested my internet connection and everything.My signal strength is 100% and I'm running wireless.I never had this problem with MAG so I'll alittle confuse atm.

I have had some awesome moments in tha time i have played.In for 4 hours I have a total of 39 mins of gameplay time.Lol I havent even got half way too reach rank 1?Hopefully later this evening tha servers are better ;)

[plrbear1028]

everyone has to think they know what the truth is.. jeez, you aren't working for the company, nor are you CeO so stfu

[xtremegamerage]

Leaked?

[sprayNpray]

all i could think of when he started stomping the fax machine was office space. Die mutha f***a, die mutha f***a, die

[xVeZx]

wow dude i didnt even see your post when i wrote mine lmao

[xVeZx]

when he was kicking the fax machine all i thought about was "die mother f------, die mother f-----, die

[StarWolf]

i hope this isnt real, they should have more aggression control

[Organization XII]

I believe it's true

[Nikhil]

That's just a clip from the British movie "In the Loop." They didn't make this themselves, just uploaded the movie clip and added the Battlefield 3 logo at the end.

[whitezagetsu71]

DICE real response to the Battlefied 3 leaks "Oh My God we soooooooooo totally dont know how that footage got out there........but Battlefied 3's looking great huh totally outdoes killzone 3, and Modern Warfare 3 but we soooooooooo totally didnt want people see that. :sincerely -DICE "

[ASSASSYN 36o]

Was I supposed to lol... cause I did.

[Bolts]

I would've leaked it sooner and maybe record the boss melt down for YouTube.

[Anti-Fanboyer]

More of Jamie.

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

[MasterCornholio]

LOL funny stuff.

Never mess with a pissed off Scottish business man. Otherwise he will break your faxmachine.

[Snowii]

a sad attempt to make people laugh

[scotchmouth]

I forgot it's trendy not to have a sense of humor.

[madpuppy]

maybe Snowii got insulted about the statement at the end about "going back to being a gentleman's fluffer."

possibly his career of choice?

[scotchmouth]

That's job security!

[L6RD7BLU3]

Now imagine how Activision will react if there stuff got leaked.