Original Gamer: "Do you love RPGs but don’t have enough time to invest 60 hours into a narrative? Do you want to save the world but can’t stand grinding through countless battles in order to defeat the bad guy? Do you miss the days where you used to be able to game for hours on end, but can now only spend 30 seconds with your eyes glued to the screen before real life gets in the way? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then we have the game for you! Half-Minute Hero: Super Mega Neo Climax is designed for those of us too busy to consider regular gaming, and with only 30 seconds allotted to complete each level, a quest can be completed in less time than it takes to read this paragraph!"