"Like most real gamers out there, I have been eagerly awaiting the release of the latest entry in the Elder Scrolls series, Skyrim. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, was easily one of the greatest games ever created by mammals. The seemingly-endless and breathtakingly beautiful world of Cyrodill stirred a yearning in my loins that had lain dormant since the establishment of agricultural societies. When you have a game with not one, but two save files over 200 hours, you know at the very least, that you’re having a good time with a game. Unfortunately, we now definitively know it is going to be a boring, disappointing failure. How can this game be saved? Hit the jump to see my brilliant, 9-point plan."