Everybody Plays: I can't be the only one who has their Facebook news feed constantly invaded by spam generating tat (unlike our brilliant Facebook page, I might add, which only provides up to date links to goings on on the site. You might even want to sign up. Go on... Please?). You'd be amazed at what your friends seem to click on. One of the most common ones seems to be themed around a zombie invasion "Friendy McPersonable will last 4h and 15m in a zombie invasion - how long would you last?", or "Your weapon for the zombie apocalypse - a can of radioactive baked beans! What better way to fight zombies than with nuclear flatulence". Only, that last one's kind of wrong. If Plants vs Zombies on the DSiWare store is anything to go by, we'd last for a long time. A very long time indeed. And all thanks to paying attention to Alan Tichmarsh.