Just as serving a delicious cheesecake on a bed of rotten mackerel kills the appetite, so OpFlash: Red River turns the stomach with its nauseating intro. No matter how appealing the main event might be, you just can't get that image out of your head.
In a punishingly tasteless opening FMV, you'll see a visual demonstration of piss on cornflakes seconds after the 9/11 attacks are made fair game for one liners in a potted history of east-west relations as told by morons. It's as if Codemasters are saying, ‘Try and enjoy the game after THAT, suckers!'.