Hitman: Absolution's barcode belongs to a bag for dildos (seriously)

And on the lighter side of the news, it turns out a game about murdering people for money has a naughtier side. It all--- ugh, sorry, we can only write like a news anchor for so long. Here’s what happened: today’s announcement trailer for Hitman: Absolution ends with a barcode. Said barcode seems to only be intended to advertise “110706” which almost definitely means June 7 of this year is when the game will debut during E3. Turns out that when you alter the coloring to match a standard UPC and scan it with an iPhone App, you are taken to an Amazon page selling a bag for storing dildos. Yeah…

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ThatCanadianGuy3137d ago (Edited 3137d ago )

Well, thats odd..

Better whip out your PR, SE.Got some explaining to do!
Seriously tho, i demand hard answers, no limp responses or beating around the bush.

rabidpancakeburglar3137d ago

lol this is the sort of thing that other analysis' wouldn't notice

Oldman1003137d ago

Drawstring Double Dong Dildo Bag

I bet this will be the user inventory in the actual game.

rabidpancakeburglar3137d ago (Edited 3137d ago )

It would be interesting to see how the dildo would be used. Dildo garrotte? Used to knock them out with a whack to the head? Covered in poison and slipped into their mouths?

03213137d ago (Edited 3137d ago )

Who wants to bet that special edition will come with a Hitman dildo?

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