Aperture Science Message Revealed

The countdown is over, Valve has revealed the message on the Aperture Science website.

The message is:

09:00 – Hello again.
09:00 – I’ve been waiting a long time for this.
09:00 – I know it’s arriving later than expected.
09:00 – But I have a message for you:
09:00 – April Fools.
09:01 – I’m joking.
09:01 – Seriously, though:
09:01 – You’ve been surprisingly competent at
09:01 – generating electro-chemical energy to jumpstart the system.
09:01 – But now we need raw computational power
09:02 – to speed up the reboot process.

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Bull5hifT2832d ago (Edited 2832d ago )

Those 2 Robots remind me of Ren & Stimpy, SpongeBob & Patrick, Gay Relationships... Is one of them a FemmeBot? I have nothing Against Bots, Wall-E is cool and Johnny-5 and G.I.R from invader zim and that Cromed out Diamond Incrusted Ostrish Leather Terminator Skeleton is Bad-A$$.. Yeah and i always wanted a Mini UFO like from that movie No Batteries Required

cowkimon2833d ago

God, this validates my love for Valve.

parkerscott2833d ago

If I had a PC, I'd immediately purchase all those, play them all, buy Portal 2 early, play it all,- die happy.

y0haN2833d ago

What are you typing on? D:

Bear_Grylls2833d ago

PS3 maybe (lols)

Ipad (ew)

y0haN2824d ago

Portal 2 runs on a Mac. If it's fairly recent it'll run pretty happily, too.

y0haN2824d ago (Edited 2824d ago )


Brash_Attack2833d ago

Congrats on being the fastest poster in the West.

Now, the problem is, everyone is reporting everyone else's article as a dup. Now no one will get approved!!!

PhilipLarkin2833d ago

It's all that Red Dead Redemption, I guess...

Brash_Attack2833d ago

You used your dead-eye meter.

fluffydelusions2833d ago (Edited 2833d ago )

Valve really loves their indie devs! That is one hell of a promotion they just gave those games lol.

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