L.A. Noire to feature pubic hair, marijuana, excessive gore and PS3 exclusive content

Team Bondi and Rockstar have talked at length about the fancy schmancy facial animation technology used for L.A Noire, but they've been suspiciously silent about the game's depiction of pubic hair, blood spurts and marijuana packets. Thankfully, we have the detectives at ESRB who are more than willing to expose the seamier side of life as a 1940s gumshoe.

[TheLastGuardian]

The more I find out about this game, the more I can't wait to play it.

[young juice]

N..NEED...PUBIC HAIR. GRRRRROUOUOUOUOUOUAI

[Wenis]

I just hope its female pubic hair this time and not a naked man like in TLaD. A nice 1940's bush mmm.

[Pixel_Pusher]

Rockstar, you had me at pubic hair.

[GrandTheftZamboni]

I hope carpet will match the drapes only colour-wise, not length-wise.

Mohican FTW!

[Blad3star]

Pubic hair in Marijuan is not cool man.

[DlocDaBudSmoka]

yea, talk about a buzz killer.

[Jamegohanssj5]

Pubic hair? I am sold!

TGSI

[BubbleSniper]

mmmm... shaved so common now... all young women need to get load of the females from the past

nice n curvy full on bush and many of'em had nice natural breasts

used to hate hair on the unmentionables
after internet porn... keep it. take a magic carpet anyday of week!

[SMOK3xFFx]

ok.,yes!,yes!,wow...

[MrBubble]

cant wait

[SanMarco]

Look I commented on your Submission. And gave you a disagree:))

LA NOIRE LOOKS GREAT, INDEED.

[pixelsword]

Is the PS3 exclusive content pubic hair, marijuana, and excessive gore?

Just kidding :P

[y0haN]

Well the PS3 version of Mafia 2 had grass for DLC, so you never know what you might get! :)

http://cubeupload.com/im/E0...

[hadouken007]

Bubble up dude lol

[XabiDaChosenOne]

lmao!

[YodaCracker]

It seems that every time the PS3 version gets a tiny bit of DLC for an open world game, it turns out to be the inferior version. See: Red Dead Redemption and Mafia II (above). And these lying developers keep insisting that both versions are equal up until release. I guess once the initial sales are in, it doesn't matter to them.

[Darth Stewie]

Ps3 was the lead platform for this game.

[Sheikah]

yep.. it's usually a patch for the wound. Hopefully, what Darth Stevie below is saying, will be noticible so that both versions are *at least* on par with one another

[FLOWCity]

Sweet..Hd Pubes...

[Zydake]

i was going to write that but well great minds think alike

[metsgaming]

Is this game going be similar to heavy rain where your a detective looking for clues and stuff. Or will there be gameplay other than that?

[Der_Kommandant]

Perfect formula

[Bathyj]

The Ps3 version comes with a severed pinky, a dime bag and a merkin.

[Shaolen]

They are doing this in the best interest of the pube-lic I do say!

[Ninver]

hmm...my kind of game :)

[HINDERIZATION]

depends what kind of pubic hair it is. no fire crotch please. XD

[NoobJobz]

You had me at pubic hair.

[Rybakov]

open case to find disc covered in pubic hair.....such a gross thought

[clarkjudo]

Thank God for the skip button for those type of unnecessary things.

[TBONEJF]

PUBIC HAIR o_0? Gore and marijuana YES

[Bathyj]

As long as the packaging is separate.

I hate pubic hair in my marijuana.

[BlmThug]

I Would Like The Pubic Hair To Be A Females, I Remember In Gta 4 TLAD A Man Was Naked With I Must Say A Small Penis For His Age

[clarkjudo]

Don't worry ... it will be female. For unnecessary things like this. I will most likely press the skip button anyway.

[Kran]

Yes. Every gamers dream to see public hair. Why dont they just look down? There. Now the pubic hair gamer dream is filled.

[jetlian]

seems you guys forgot the chick in rdr!! l wonder if R* just make this stuff for attention

[Sheikah]

Think Manhunt ;) Rockstar lives and breathes controversy

[Bebedora]

pubic hair? Day 1!!!!elven!

[NeloAnjelo]

Never thought I'd see pubic hair, PS3, exclusive and gore in one sentense. Minus the pubic hair and I'm in heaven.

[Hashashin]

I like the fact that they are getting past the censorship issue devs tend to have (must appease 13 year old children). Just don't know about marijuana fitting in, seems to be pandering to the pothead masses :P. I always imagined something like cocaine to be a bigger of this kind of setting.

[clarkjudo]

"I like the fact that they are getting past the censorship issue devs tend to have (must appease 13 year old children)."
- How could this be? Most games these days are rated M. I believe 2010 was the year of the F-Bomb being more rapidly used in M rated games. Example; Look at the game of the year 2010 contenders (LOL). And if developers were contending to 13 year old children. They would have it in mind to use a reduced graphic content option filter in their games. (As they should anyway to give gamers an option on how they want to play the game).

[sam2236]

"pubic hair, marijuana, excessive gore"

OOOOOOOHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! SOMEONE THINK OF THE MAN-CHILDREN!!!