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Why Does Everyone Go Nuts Over Jade Raymond?

First things first: Assassin's Creed seems like it's going to be a solid game. It looks great, it does some genuinely interesting things with the Prince Of Persia / Metal Gear Solid concepts and OK, it had a miserable showing at E3 but who didn't, and more importantly it has the voice of the girl from Veronica Mars in it. Sounds good to me.

Note the cropped out team members who must be so pleased with how much recognition they're getting for their efforts.

But why do Ubi Soft insist on coating its producer, Jade Raymond, all over it, and why are people unquestioniably not just accepting it but magnifying her importance?

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CRIMS0N_W0LF6461d ago

Because she is beauty incarnated which no one here can get her.

JsonHenry6461d ago

I have banged chics as hot her before.. but they were NOT rich, they were not in the gaming biz, and they were NOT somewhat famous.

That is why I go "nuts" over her.

Assassin4hire6461d ago

Very simple poll

Would you give it to Jade Raymond?
A - Yes
B - No

fenderputty6461d ago

hit the nail on the head. It's not that she's hot. Don't get me wrong, she's pretty hot but, it's the fact that she in an industry that we all love. She has power, money, sex appeal and makes/plays video games.

Real Gambler6461d ago (Edited 6461d ago )

She has a very dangerous job. She gives 20 minutes interviews, answering questions one after the other and never ever made any big blunders. Remember, in this field, you can talk for 20 minutes about something, yet the next day, the main title will be that 10 words comment you did let go about other games, console, or bug. Suddenly, the other 19 minutes of the interview won't count at all....

I would hire her right away to promote any products. She's still look exited about the game, even if by this time, everybody would be tired of talking about it. She'll talk for 20 minutes, get everybody going, and yet gave just enough information without ever putting her feet in her mouth. She doesn't trash other games, other devs, etc. Basically, she's doing a great job.

Sure, many people worked on the game, but you need only one to talk about it, and she's doing a great job. But yes, sure enough, I would rather look at her than Gabe Newell : )

Another best example: The other spokeperson for Assassin's Creed is Patrice Desilet. He gave another interview recently about the game. There's now a big debate about the fact that the Xbox has a DVD and PS3 memory is not flexible. NOBODY talk about the game. Nobody knows what he was talking about. Nobody in the comments talk about Assassin's Creed. Let me guess, next time, will they send Patrice or Jade for the next interview????

I'm sorry, she's beautiful, but she also get the job done wisely. I'm sure many devs would like to get her as a spokeperson.

neogeo6461d ago

I herd her feet stink really bad!
thats a no go for me.

Real Gambler6461d ago

But sadly, it's quite possible. Remember, quite often, those people attend 3 days game shows, where they have to stand up most day, 16 hours in a row. This is tough on footwear, so you may be right... I also bet you that her toes are quite often blistered. It's not such an easy job as it may look : )

green_ghost56461d ago

She isn't rich, at least not yet, anyways. she's okayish.
her giggling gets annoying really fast though.

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yocdub6461d ago

I think its cause she has Boobs & a Vagina.

Lightning Mr Bubbles6461d ago

It's pretty obvious it has to do with her personal appeal. That's all.

Blood_Spiller6461d ago

Damn you people are shallow, I go nuts over her because I find her interviews to be intellectually stimulating. OK, I lied, I just think she's hot.

Icecold336461d ago

For me it's her ability to complete assassin's creed with a joystick and never use her hands. Please, Please, Play it again!

Bloodmask6461d ago (Edited 6461d ago )

to get so excited over a woman that you will most likely never meet. While I will admit she is attractive I mean it just as a compliment.

Overall this kind of behavior is just a sign of immaturity from people that most likely can't meet women or have never had physical contact with a woman in general.

harpua6461d ago (Edited 6461d ago )

"Overall this kind of behavior is just a sign of immaturity from people"

so you take the high road here but if this was a thread about PS3 BC you'd be posting immature fan boy comments.

Bloodmask6461d ago

I don't know what you are talking about "taking the high road". But I have been in a long-term relationship for quite some time. And I have actually learned to "repect" women. I don't think it that hard not to act like a blubbering idiot salivating over a womans breasts..etc..etc.

Is that the kind of behavior that you think women prefer?? Not really.

And in regards to making "fanboy" type comments. I usually try to base my arguments off of facts. Not "360 RULEZ" or "HAHHHHHhhahah". Do you see the difference???

cypher_21a6461d ago

C'mon we are supposed to go gaga over her. At least that is what PR/Marketing team want. I work in a marketing dept. We pimp good looking people to represent and sell our product. This is business. If Ubi's market research showed they could sell sell another few thousand units if they pimped their wares with a hot babe, so be it. Hopefully their research shows that she now needs to come out in a bikini... j/k.. but seriously a thong would be great.

The Real Joker6461d ago (Edited 6461d ago )

I would say I agree with just about everything he said....well except I would love to go balls deep and white wash her colon.

Bolts6461d ago

People who make this kind of statement are probably two things.

1. Already in love in a sickening way and they pitty everyone else who isn't.
2. Gay.

I'm leaning toward number 2 for the OP.

SofaKingReetodded6460d ago

but were talking women not long term relationships with shemales bloodthong.

PopEmUp6460d ago (Edited 6460d ago )

I bet this guys is gay come on who would not want to bang a cute girl, I mean why wouldn't you?

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Assassin's Creed: The Argument For a Total Franchise Reboot

Assassin's Creed has been hard done by in the past several years despite its success, and as messy as it could be, it might be time for a reboot.

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lucasnooker109d ago

They already did that in 2017 with origins. I don’t think a reboot is on the cards when Ubisoft is about to go down under lol

I hope the splinter cell remake sees the light of day before the company closes

Inverno109d ago

I doubt they'll be closing, but they are primed to be eaten up by a bigger comp. Also 2017 was nearly a decade ago, it could use another reboot or rather it should just be retired.

RaidenBlack109d ago

Origins was the reboot.
But that also alienated the original AC lovers, abit. Not everybody adores the perma-change of the IP to be vast RPGs.
What I instead propose is, alternate between Valhalla/Shadows type AC RPGs and Mirage/ACII like non-RPG releases.

PrecursorOrb109d ago

It’d be nice if they made parkour feel new

monkey602109d ago

Put the series to bed, It's tired! Revisit your stagnant properties.

Profchaos109d ago

What do you do when you've already milked everything dry

Noskypeno109d ago

What is old might feel new again. A new splinter cell with semi open levels but still having a linear structure (not just one giant open world) that have multiple paths to complete the objective but still have stealth be the main priority would feel fresh, especially with modern graphics and military gadgets .

FinalFantasyFanatic109d ago

I agree, from anecdotal evidence, all franchises eventually stagnate, it might be a good time to start something new.

PRIMORDUS109d ago

"it might be time for a reboot." No it might be time to put this shit to rest for a few yrs. A good 4-5 then come back.

Profchaos109d ago

Total franchise reboot. This ac game is basically the hail Mary to keep Ubisoft alive if this fails the share price will be so low they will be forced to sell and likely absorbed into another org as the Ubisoft name carries almost no weight.

Don't get me wrong they will end up selling after ac regardless but it will be the difference of getting the deal they want vs the deal they don't

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A Wild West Setting Doesn't Seem Too Bad For Assassin's Creed

With many wondering what route the franchise should take next, Assassin's Creed should finally visit the Wild West era.

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Becuzisaid169d ago (Edited 169d ago )

Tell me how that's going to be significantly different than colonial America. AC is about showcasing different cultures throughout history. They already did Native Americans in AC3, so then just cowboys, outlaws, ranchers, etc? Kinda feel like there's already a game out there that does that really freaking well. Hmmm, maybe the one in the thumbnail?

hard joe169d ago

assassin's creed new york starring luigi as the adjuster taking out bad guys health insurance templars

sweatyrich169d ago

Making a "d-ling" sound when you assassinate?

XBManiac169d ago

2 or 3 store buildings... well... they'd need some cities.

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Haytham Kenway Was The Best Assassin's Creed Antagonist

Haytham Kenway is Assassin's Creed's best antagonist due to his recurring appearance and being a Templar from a family full of Assassins.

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