TSA writes: "Once upon a time there was a 16 year old girl whose early gaming experiences had comprised of Wolfenstein 3D and Doom. She longed for another title that provided such mindless pleasures and for some reason hadn’t really paid much attention to Quake or Unreal during that period of time. Then she met Sam. Sam reckoned he was a Serious soul. He wasn’t. He was brash, excitable, cheesy as hell and loved to shoot everything that moved. Kind of like Duke Nukem but without as much misogyny."