10 Misfortunes That Will Prevent the Release of Duke Nukem Forever

If Gearbox is to be believed, Duke Nukem Forever is going to actually come out in about six weeks on May 3. There is just no way that’s going to happen, though, because the universe is not going to allow it, and it will go to lengths that are as extreme as is necessary, perhps going so far that people don’t even realize what’s happening is because of DNF. There are an infinite number of ways in which God can stop the game’s release, but here are the ones we have decided are most likely.

Edit: HOLY S–T. It has already begun. Since we published this list, the game was f–king delayed again!

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dangert122977d ago

hole computer gets whiped and they acidentley forgot to save it in a powercut

Kon2977d ago

Accept the fact that this game won't release.

dkgshiz2977d ago

Until this game has gone golden and I see the game printed on the disk and shipped to the retail stores. I wont accept the fact that this game is ever coming out.

OdinFallen2977d ago

This is one of the dumbest articles I have ever read.

ICarly19852977d ago (Edited 2977d ago )

I've been a huge duke nukem fan and this setback will not discourage me i'll wait however long it takes for them to make sure this game is ready, and people its only June sure the wait may be grueiling but when we finally get the duke we'll all be happy :) am I ready to rock it with duke nukem in June? you bet your sweet ascots I am!