Bulletstorm is the world’s longest dick joke.
The creators of this first-person shooter must be fascinated with the human penis. Don’t get me wrong — the male reproductive organ is a rich vein of comedy gold. It’s multifunctional, it boasts many names, etc. There’s a lot of material there. But Bulletstorm just keeps harping on the topic, and that’s a surefire way to make something not funny.