Bitmob Community Writer Matthew Polen: With the impending release of Pokémon Black and White, I decided to delve into the mysterious past of one of the series' most famous characters.
There's plenty to fear and loathe about being a Pokemon master
Ash ketchum is the only pokemon master I care about
Umm....Red? What. About. RED. Red is what Ash would have been had he not been such a pansy.
The rest are drug addicted scum bags.
Ash never was and never will be a Pokemon master because he rarely caught the Pokemon he saw and always let his Pokemon go. :( Gary, on the other hand...
His real name is Satoshi. The retarded thing is it's been 10+ years and he hasn't even age a second(mentally and physically).
Either way, Red/Ash is much better than whatever the hell the 'new' trainer is called these days.
has anyone read this? its really good. part two is up as well
they will need lots of doses of their 'medications' or else they'll lose sights on all of their imaginary monsters LOL!
This sh** is friggin hilarious!
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