Duke Nukem is better than you. He knows it, you know it, and your family knows it. Don’t try and deny it, because at the end of the day, Duke has saved all of the hot babes in this world, and all you’ve done is earn a Bachelor of Arts. Nothing can degrade his sheer awesomeness; if Duke and Chuck Norris were to get into a battle, the universe would probably implode.
And Duke would win.