VGW: Yes, it’s true: Duke Nukem Forever finally has a release date. Now we can rush right out to purchase what appears to be …a generic…shooter…thing. I know what you’re saying: “Ain’t no way I’m payin’ $59.99 for this!” Well, you’re wrong. You might not pay $60 for it, but you’re going to play it. I don’t care if every game reviewer from here to Illium gives it a resounding ‘F’ you’re going to play it. Here's why.