3 Reasons Why You'll Play Duke Nukem Forever

VGW: Yes, it’s true: Duke Nukem Forever finally has a release date. Now we can rush right out to purchase what appears to be …a generic…shooter…thing. I know what you’re saying: “Ain’t no way I’m payin’ $59.99 for this!” Well, you’re wrong. You might not pay $60 for it, but you’re going to play it. I don’t care if every game reviewer from here to Illium gives it a resounding ‘F’ you’re going to play it. Here's why.

[BShea]

God, I can't wait for this game...

[killyourfm]

Sure you can, it's been like 12 years :-)

[BShea]

Touche

[MintBerryCrunch]

1 reason:

I have bubblegum

[Pozzle]

Holy shit, that image gave me a serious case of nostalgia. I remember seeing it on an Official Playstation Magazine cover back in the 90s. :O

[killyourfm]

YES! We have an 'old one' in the audience...That was one of the best game mag covers in history.

[dragon82]

Classic cover!!!

[dagamdagee]

Haha.. I remember playing the game on the N64, and beating it co-op with my brother. Memories...

However, I'm not even going to look at this game unless it's getting 9s and above, and not ironically.

[HarryPS3]

Will there be a titty bar and pole dancers?

[Acquiescence]

I don't even care if the gameplay is any good or not, I just wanna laugh my ass off! Not enough funny games these days.

[chasegarcia]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum. ...

[SuperStrokey1123]

I want to play just to play it. Its been forever since a truly campy goofy game came out.

[Kurt Russell]

Sorry but no - There was one Duke Nukem game I enjoyed, and several piles of toss Duke Nukems since it. If this game gets panned and reviewed as a shit pile I am not going to waste my time or money... To do so would be thick.

[Zinc]

This is not the real Kurt Russell.

[BadKarmaSutra96]

Kurt Russel should be saying "I'm going to kill them all, Sir."

[Kurt Russell]

I do it for a living, I deserve some down time! :))

[Bloodlyte]

DUKE FUCKING NUKEM!! Thats the only reason!
Even Chuck Norris was hatchet out of a dried piece of Duke Nukem crap!!

[stix079]

Before chuck norris goes to sleep, he always checks under his bed for duke

[Solidus187-SCMilk]

I really dont have any faith in this game tho, and I will be really surprised if this game is good enough to even come close to doing Duke justice.

I remember being hyped up when I saw pics from this game in PC gamer when it was using the quake 2 engine, so Ive got to try it after all this time.

[chasegarcia]

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[palaeomerus]

Crappy non-informative article. Blech.

[Triggs]

Duke Nukem Forever almost took forever.

I can't believe Duke Nukem 3D was played mainly on the keyboard and no mouse - yet I managed to finish it. What was enjoyable when playing the 1996 game was hearing Duke's side comments.

[TheMutator]

1)Duke
2)Nukem
3)Forever

[dragon82]

At this point my interest is fading fast. I still might check it out though.

[hellzsupernova]

i watched the trailer. had me laughing so much Im not a FPS fan but im buying this game! every gamer should after 12years this is gaming history people :D