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10 most gratuitously bad ass, manly man games from 2010

XMNR: "While some games emphasize strategy, storytelling, art direction or other pointless things that hairy-chested men don’t waste their time dwelling on, here are ten totally awesome games packed with explosions, gunfights, and unchecked murder and bloodshed that will inspire you to go out, devour a raw steak, rip the sleeves off your shirt and roundhouse kick a hippie in the face."

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Urmomlol5236d ago

I won't approve this article because it's dumb as hell, but at least the writer seems cognizant of the fact that the list is about as pointlessly stupid as the games that are on it. It's self-reflective that way --it's dumb, shallow but somewhat entertaining writing --just like most of the games on the list.

Yi-Long5236d ago

Super. Meat Boy. !

Think about it. First of all, it's MEAT. nothing is more manlier than MEAT! And it's not just any MEAT. It's SUPER MEAT!

2nd of all, There's LOTS of gore and bloody deaths! Super Meat Boy dies a million painfull bloody deaths, just because he's a manly piece of man-meat, and his task is to try to rescue the damsel in distress!!!

Bathyj5236d ago

SUPER MEAT. I like it.

Time to rename my penis.

zootang5235d ago (Edited 5235d ago )

Meat seems more geared towards a Women.

"Let's see your Meat!" "I can see your beef curtains" "Can I have a taste of your Donner Kebab?"

I sure do love my meat! Female meat that is, I don't want to think of meat and a/my penis!

deadreckoning6665236d ago (Edited 5236d ago )

@Dsnyder- lol, I love that line.

Btw, every manly man should get their hands on Yakuza 3. No other game this generation lets you beat the living shit out of A.I better than that game...until Yakuza 4 comes out :D

"Think about it. First of all, it's MEAT. nothing is more manlier than MEAT! And it's not just any MEAT. It's SUPER MEAT!"

HAHHAHAHAHA!

P_Bomb5236d ago (Edited 5236d ago )

Yes! Kazuma Kiryu in Yakuza 3 is criminally underappreciated. So many moves that are not only effective but entertaining. Pulling out teeth with pliers and a cigarette to the eyeball are two of my faves lol.

The guy is a BEAST with weapons and the environment too. If his nunchuk combo won't get 'em you can always just throw the baddies off a bridge into the river. How many enemies out there are so intimidated by you when you play that they wind up apologising and giving you their wallets, lol?

Yakuza rocks. :)

Mr Tretton5236d ago

Urmomlol.....your name is Urmomlol. Enjoy your last bubble.

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tehk1w15236d ago

The entire time I was playing Army of Two, I kept thinking it was like Bad Boys only with white guys and less over the top racism.

lolcatz5236d ago

I'm pretty sure Army of Two was inspired by Bad Buys, what with the camera spins and back-to-back shooting scenes.

Bathyj5236d ago (Edited 5236d ago )

Your typo is funny because I consider Bad boys a bad buy.

Part 1 was ok because the guys had good chemistry but 2 just had too much crap matrix camerawork.

I dont care what anyone thinks, you hit more targets with one gun than with two.

Dsnyder5236d ago

God of War 3 makes other manly games look like geohot in comparison.

Chaos695236d ago

Yeah, a bald guy wearing a skirt hmmm... badass

MAG_SVER5236d ago

Just like my opinion of it being better than the Pink Thong YOU wear with Milo's Face on It.

pixelsword5236d ago (Edited 5236d ago )

@ Chaos

Yet you'll defend Bayonetta?

:)

zootang5235d ago

Guess you never played God of War.

Are you calling Scotsman (kilt wearing ones) girly?

Kon5236d ago (Edited 5236d ago )

"Split Second" what????

NBT915236d ago

Split Second is a true mans Game, it is the thinking mans Burnout actually. It is difficult enough and has explosions and cars.

Black Ops was a mindless shooter with no substance, thus also a great MANS Game.

FrankMcSpank5236d ago

Split/Second, oh well they will love Motorstorm Apocolypse then. You want real chaos on the road, this is it.

gamerzBEreal175236d ago (Edited 5236d ago )

Why are you not in the kitchen?

"Black Ops was a mindless shooter with no substance, thus also a great MANS Game"

NBT915236d ago

gamerzBEreal17, Usually I would make a decent reply about sexist people and what not but it is late so I shall just say "Piss off"

Xbox360PS3AndPC5236d ago

Only Geeks Will Feel Less Manly Than A Gaming Character I.e Kratos

Ducky5236d ago (Edited 5236d ago )

For a split second there, I thought you said Greeks.

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50 Best PS3 Games of All Time

The PlayStation 3 is Sony’s most interesting home console ever, but what’s most interesting of all is trying to nail down the very best games on a console with hundreds of incredible games. Let’s give it a shot.

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darthv7270d ago

Personally, I'd rank Pacific Rift in my top 10. It's the best of the series.

badz14969d ago

We desperately need Motorstorm back. Evolution is no more though and this makes me sad

Cacabunga69d ago

Sly Thieves in Time
Stay the Party
Portal 2
Dj Hero
Demon’s Souls
God of war Ascension

rudero69d ago

2 of those games got railed through the “gaming media” during release.
Sly and god of war.
Both of which were fantastic games.

Cacabunga68d ago

Ascension is VERY underrated. Remake please!

Venoxn4g69d ago

Decent list.. I would put the Castle Crashers as well..

1Victor69d ago

Yes it’s a decent list of popular games with a heavy hand on FPS and no Warhawk or Starhawk 2 of the best games (not sale wise) on ps3.
I would buy a Starhawk again even if it didn’t have a graphics upgrade hell I would even take a new one with micro transactions 😱🤯

Profchaos69d ago

I've noticed a recent nostalgia for the PS3 and I don't get it for me it's been my least favourite generation to date and I've been gaming since the NES I just feel like the ambition of the developers outweighed the capabilities of the consoles so I remember lots of games running in the lower end of 20fps range and I remember for the first time ever actually disliking the duelshock 3 and it's curved triggers

Sure there were some standouts and great games but that's the only gen I switched entirely to PC gaming

darthv7269d ago

Maybe the recent nostalgia is because pretty much all of its games are trapped on that console. People want to play them on more modern hardware. hell... if XB can do it then so can Sony. there are competent emulators out there that can run on PS4/5 hardware but Sony just wont let them become official... why is that?

If we are talking least favorite generations (personally) then this one is certainly mine. i had more fun playing 8th, 7th and 6th gen stuff than 9th. And it isnt like i dont have access to do so... the heavy hitters just havent shown up anywhere close to those previous gens. The few here and there just doesnt cut it compared to the likes of constant good games that showed up in 6th, 7th and 8th gen. hell.... I'll even throw in 5th gen has been better than this one.

Profchaos69d ago

I tend to agree there's lots of amazing games locked to the PS3 like GTA IV or mgs 4 but then again my issue was never with the content the PS3 had but rather it's performance many other people have said the PS3 felt like it couldn't walk and chew bubblegum at the same time using PSN and downloading a game could take a few minutes to just start a download.

I typically don't worry all that much about performance I've never had a problem with games that run at 30 but games like crysis 2, Skyrim are good examples where the performance was so unstable you would never even touch the top of the frame cap and the hitching was worse than say Goldeneye on the n64

I think emulation is more than possible on the ps5 though it's just that Sony has no incentive to rush it's development it will likely be a ps6 feature if it ever happens at all.

But yeah the 9th gen has been so bad from a content perspective thats a given I see constant articles where people are frequently expressing their disappointment around the industry as a whole right now to much live service competition that sinks longstanding studios and consumes Devs time less ambition and games cost so much to make they have to play it safe.

The 5th gen was easily better than the 9th we had some all time greats crash, Spyro, Tony hawk, mgs, Mario,64, Goldeneye, Mario kart 64 the list goes on. The 5th gave us a new dimension and I remember being blown away by how much more open gaming had become the 4th gen with the mega drive and SNES was great and very easy to still revisit some of the greatest games of all time came out like earthbound, secret of mana, sonic , Mario world etc but saving our games was still not a standard function or a given so gaming was still evolving but it was very impressive to see some of the tricks Devs used like dithering to give us new experiences those earlier gens limitations bred innovation.

Michiel198969d ago

if XB can do it so can sony? I didn't know xbox had a cell processor in their older consoles, that's the reason why ps3 was so cool, but also the reason why games are hostage there and no, xbox did nothing similar even though their backward compatbility is good, they always had a similar architecture to their consoles.

darthv7268d ago

Sorry Michael... I guess you missed the obvious part where i said there are already emulators out that do this. and that is what XB is doing... emulators for OG and 360 games. Its why the full slate is not BC on XBO/Series.

coolbeans69d ago (Edited 69d ago )

The list is missing Folklore.

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10 Classic Games That Are Desperate for Remasters

Licensing issues often leave many games forgotten. But all that aside, here are 10 classic games desperate for remasters.

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Iceball200090d ago

The getaway
Smugglers run
Dead to rights
Worlds scariest police chases
Sure I’m missing a few.

FPS_D3TH89d ago

Mannn… worlds scaries police chases… that took me back lol

Knushwood Butt90d ago

Ape Escape.
Fun game but, wow, you need a college degree to understand the controls.
A remaster would also save you from having to constantly fight the camera.
Keep the music though. Those drum and bass tracks fit really well and haven't aged. Made me think that more games could work well with drum and bass tracks, but unfortunately it's a somewhat niche genre now.

Abear2190d ago

Max Payne Series
Infamous 1 & 2
NBA Street Vol 2
SSX
Skate

M_Prime89d ago

i could have sworn i read somewhere that Remedy is remaking May Payne 1 but things have been quiet lately

YourMommySpoils89d ago

They are making the first one, as we speak.

jznrpg90d ago (Edited 90d ago )

One of the few Xbox games I own. I have 3 copies of it because of the many discs it has, for just in case reasons

jznrpg90d ago (Edited 90d ago )

Xenogears, Xenosaga trilogy, Vagrant Story, Drakengards, Parasite Eve and many more but I’ll start with those

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Best Classic Call of Duty Black Ops Maps, Ranked

The Black Ops series has featured some of the best and classic multiplayer maps in the Call of Duty franchise, and here's the top of them.

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