58 Reasons 2011 is Gonna Rape Your Wallet

Originalgamster: Another year is almost gone, and we’re once again left with the craptastic release schedule of another December. If it wasn’t for DLC and downloadable games, it would be a very sad holiday season indeed. But fret not my hardcore brethren 2011 is so full of releases you’ll need to buy your wallet a tube of lube this holiday season to save it from the fisting it will be receiving next year. The list is alphabetical because trying to sort these titles based on want would be impossible… enjoy, and let us know what’s at the top of your list for 2011.

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redwolf2856d ago (Edited 2856d ago )

its not just games, the launch of PSP 2 and 3DS and all the games that come with it in 2011 will create a large hole in my wallet

eggbert2856d ago

I'm so glad I got a job a few months ago!

toaster2856d ago (Edited 2856d ago )

It really is sad to see the word 'rape' being used so casually. My mother was raped. I find it pathetic that people associate 'rape' with 'own', 'pwn', 'destroy' etc... it's not a nice word.

Anyways cynical pessimism aside, 2011 will be pretty sweet for everyone. Looks like there's a good mix of games for every genre and every gamer. I'll be looking forward to RPGs the most as well as shooters. I might actually pick up a PS3 this year since SSX is one of my favorite console franchises and I really need to play the new one.

fear882856d ago

In and out, in and out.

silkrevolver2856d ago

"The act of seizing and carrying off by force.”

Most words have multiple meanings. I know by “rape” the author does mean the slang term, which is an allusion to the sexual definition, but just replace it by this one and everything is hunky-dory.

Kingscorpion19812856d ago

Why would anyone disagree to this? Idiots!

Guitarded2856d ago

I'm with you toaster. Sorry about your mom. Some people are just ignorant.

Speaking of ignorant. I see this place is still overrun with PS3 fanboys.

On topic: That's a heepin' helpin' of games!

Contributed by #77. guitarded that is. Yeah baby!

kramun2856d ago

'My mother was raped'

I don't think I'd be able to utter those words in front of a group of strangers in person, let alone in front of the internet.

If it happened.

That's a terrible thing to think of.

gta28002856d ago


Will you ever forgive me?

TheLastGuardian2855d ago

@toaster You sure SSX is the reason your finally picking up a PS3? You sure it's not the enormous amount of PS3 exclusives coming out next year?

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scar202856d ago

Wait has the psp2 even been conifrmed for next year?

pedrami912856d ago

But it's pretty darn obvious it going to be revealed at either CES/E3/GDC next year and released late 2011.

ForzaGT2856d ago (Edited 2856d ago )

not confirmed but looks certain for 2010 fall given the noise coming from the game developers

ForzaGT2856d ago (Edited 2856d ago )

double post

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gta28002856d ago

So will I. The company I work for will be moving to New Hampshire and I will be laid off at the end of next month. Heck of a way to start the year. It was a crappy job though so I'm not fazed by the situation at all. I'm sure there will be something better out there. Hopefully something that can allow me to get all these games without causing a dent on my wallet. For now I'll spend some of my severance money on them ha.

dalibor2856d ago

It sure will be a spending spree year. But instead of using rape why not use consume, overload, eat, burn, steal, frag, ape sh*t, de-materialize, belittle, overdraft, explode, sizzle, and my favorite open up a can of whup a** on your wallet. There are female readers as well.

HolyOrangeCows2856d ago (Edited 2856d ago )

Rape is exclusive to females?

Sexist muuuuuch? :)

gta28002856d ago

I know, don't use the word raped. There are prison inmate readers as well. /s

I'm all up for freedom of speech so let the author use what ever word he wants. He didn't literally mean the word so I personally don't care.

Firebird3602856d ago

I agree, I can't stand hearing people use the word rape like that. It's lame and disrespectful

gta28002856d ago (Edited 2856d ago )

Sony will get a huge chunk of my wallet in 2011. But some money that will not hurt for me to give up.

IQUITN4G2856d ago

It's like you're not even trying to be distasteful.I can see where you're going with "large hole" in your sentence but it's not nearly as much fun as mentioning being raped

It's clearly a very enjoyed thing as well if FPS online is anything to go by.Often when my game is so bad, i am very quickly told by the better player that they wish to commit homosexual acts on my arse.Yeah rape sure is the in thing it seems

This comment of mine then is perfectly acceptable i presume? or should that be i take it

Elimin82855d ago

Sony had me at Unchar.......

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x8002856d ago

wow loads of games....i think some will get delayed to 2012, which is a sad thing in some ways.

scar202856d ago

I gotta agree with you especially cuz of call of dooty.

Guitarded2856d ago

For sure. Buying a PS3 does make you feel as if you've been taken advantage of doesn't it? Gotta feel sorry for those poor suckers that bought one at launch or any time up tlll the slim huh?

dalibor2856d ago

For sure. Buying a 360 does make you feel as if you've been taken advantage of doesn't it? Gotta feel sorry for those poor suckers who bought one at launch and are still paying for live and had to deal with system issues.

Both systems weren't the greatest from the get go you know.

jdrman20072856d ago


NOOO! Don't feed the troll! When are people gonna learn...

JeffGUNZ2855d ago

Is anyone tired of this argument? Both systems are great. Isn't that enough?

kramun2856d ago

There's a lot to choose from next year - IF the games fall on the dates they've announced. Even so, if half of them get pushed back it still leaves a lot of games that will make 2011 special. If they all release on time it will make GOTY a tricky subject.

MGRogue20172856d ago (Edited 2856d ago )

yeah, it's going to rape the wallet.... :(

but i get to play all these amazing games!! so rape all the way :D

it's a great time to be a multi-platform owner.