Review: Asteroids Do Concern Me (Spawn Kill)

Every so often a game is released which defies genre classification, and Asteroids Do Concern Me just so happens to be one such game. For reasons I’ll cover later, the game seems to skirt every label imaginable and forces me both as a player and a writer to come up with an exclusive descriptor to try to quantify my experience with the game. The simplest title I can give Asteroids Do Concern Me is: “side-scrolling asteroid dodger”. While it’s not the prettiest, of descriptions I think it pretty much sums up the entire game, which doesn’t bode well for the game’s depth.