GamerNode's Greg Galiffa writes in "Faking News":
Several months before the game's release, Kratos has been crowned the victor of the Mortal Kombat Tournament.
In a recent development, Sony announced that the God of War protagonist will be added to the MK reboot roster, joining the the once-badass ranks of Scorpion, Sub Zero, Shang Tseng and Liu Kang. Now, however, those guys are pussies. Because motherfucking Kratos has entered the picture.
"I took down the fucking Greek pantheon. You think some shitbird with a harpoon and a string scares me?" the modest warrior Kratos said. "I once ate a live human just to make a wig that I never wore. I didn't need to eat him. I could have just ripped off his scalp with my shark-muscled hands. But I fucking ate him. It took 12 minutes."