GASP: Phantom console fails to materialize

From "As tempting as it was to conjure up a "Phantom console CANCELLED" headline, the realization quickly set in that such a sensational piece of text simply wouldn't make any sense. How do you cancel something that never even existed to begin with? Zing, etc. It would appear that Phantom Entertainment has revamped their ball of lies website, quietly ushering in the demise of an imagined console and the arrival of an allusion to some sort of broadband game service."

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Marty83705377d ago

Would hav been crap anyhow.

TheMART5376d ago

The worth 'PS3' and 'crap' in one post, how remarkable. It does feel somehow the same though: Phantom lies, Sony lies. Isn't the PS3 actually the Phantom?

2 x HDMI --> 1 x HDMI in fact on expensive one, NO HDMI on the other expensive one. Barbie Ken promised on E3 2005 PS3 would have 2 x HDMI period.

3 x Gigabit Ethernet port --> mmhhhh where did all these ethernet ports go? Oh wait, Sony fans say the PS3 have one extra USB port instead. Whheeeeeee!!!

All games 1080p? Actually, none. All games are in 720p, although a GT4 HD smugged up PS2 version DEMO has been said to be in 1080p. Right. Welcome to the REAL HD area as Barbie Ken tells us.

PS3 case would be smaller then the 360 case. The 360 would be such a large console everyone stated. Watch that giant enemy crab now, damn that's large! Powerbrick not included yet!

Cell is soooooo powerfull, it doesn't need a GPU Kenny thought. But he was sooooo wrong, so suddenly they had to buy a standard Nvidia 7900 and fit it in. Well that's a nice optimalized hardware mix!

About CGI @ E3 2005 Sony and Barbie Ken said: noooo it's all ingame and inengine. Really! Didn't we all laugh our butt off when we saw the E3 of this year? And when did they do the same? Yup with PS2.

Lies, lies, lies. If you read above and not be a fanboy, anyone has to agree. Sony always overpromisses and underdelivers

And this one is fun in text from Phantom:

"quietly ushering in the demise of an imagined console and the arrival of an allusion to some sort of broadband game service". Hhmmmm where have we seen that before... Oh wait, the PS2 had some illusionairy great never experienced online gaming system. Man that sucked, so who should believe Sony they can do it now? Premium service for free?

Yeah Phantom! Uh I mean Sony! And I am the pope, the moon is made of cheese and Barbie Ken is always telling the truth!

kingboy5376d ago

lol, it`s joining the xbox in deadzone ,soon 1.5 will join too in 2 yrs to come

Waffle-boy5376d ago

Wasnt it that console that was going to use Downloadable games instead of physical boxes? Man, that would be cool. Instead of searching then net for the lowest price, we could get the games cheaper there, since they dont need boxes and manuals. Well, not physical ones at least. No more waiting for the game to arrive in the mail.