Happy Movember! And no, that doesn't mean what you think it does. In case you’ve been living under a rock--a cold, hairless rock--this is the month millions of guys grow a mustache for charity. (Girls, you’re free to participate, but we may not want to talk to you for 30 days.) And who better to look to for inspiration than video games? Outside of ’70s porn, no other medium has brought us so many memorable mustachioed characters. It’s the perfect time to put together our favorite soup strainers in video games, so put down the razor and enjoy!