Microsoft has released categorical proof that those with winsome faces and gym-trained bodies will gain an astronomical amount of pleasure from Kinect.
LOL, gotto love CVG
Looks lame. i can't stand these ads.
so in other words.. 1 ugly ppl wont be recognized my kinect 2 reason y ppl complain about kinect is coz they are not physically fit to want to move.. AH i see..# 3 if u are fat kinect will not recognize you as a human... probably just a blob. so there u have it folks... uglies and fatties stay away...from kinect.
Wow didn't think you could get cheesier than the wii adverts, but than again they are very similar if you know what i mean..... Also theres no way that kid is 12 (more like 8) when it clearly has a 12 at the start?
Or cuteness. And people shouldn't be wearing shoes in Kinect ads. Sets a dangerous precedent for a slipped loafer ruining someones $3000 television. Honestly, if you're a core 360 fan, you can't be happy about this. After careful consideration I won't be getting Kinect or Move myself, just yet. Move is the more promising option, but I'm fine waiting till Sorcery is out. That and this fall has so many friggn' game releases - Castelvania, Trinity, Atelier Rorona, DC Universe, that I'd rather spend that $90 toward a game or two. Edit: @ Alpha. Totally. Games vs. a new interface = games win. The interface I have will play everything that I need for the time being.
Yeah, I really want Move this Christmas but I can't drop over $100 on that thing when I am fine with my controller. Besides, here is my 2010 list: -Black Ops (likely) -LBP2 (pre ordered CE) -Halo Reach -GT5 (maybe) -Fifa 11 (maybe) And of course early 2011: -Killzone 3 -iNFamous 2 And then: -Twisted Metal -Gears 3 There is NO breathing room for my wallet, I really will be tight on money.
Was it wrong for me to be groaning the whole time they showed the 'online' soccer game portion?
Please define "core" 360 fan, or "core" PS3 fan for that matter. And who's defining it? You? Sony? Microsoft? It's all a bunch of bullshit. If you want it, buy it. If you don't don't. I don't think anyone really worries about what other people are doing in their homes, nor should any gamer worry about what some other gamer thinks.
That should be pretty clear. How about the Halo/ Gears/ COD crowd? The FPS/ action obsessed who MADE the Xbox brand what it is today. That's the core crowd, and if you don't know that by now, they you've been purposefully avoiding information. The fact that MS has spent millions, probably billions in researching and marketing a device that is completely at odds with this audience and will "have no core games for 18 months" to satisfy them, is a total slap in the face to the people who created the brand. This definition, like many generalizations (whether we like them or not) exists because it is for the overwhelming majority true. Sales and market figures speak for themselves. The PEOPLE, the CONSUMERS have defined the "core 360" demographic. What do core 360 fans want? Kinect Sports? Or a new AAA shooter? How about some 1st party studios to make said AAA shooters? This whole mid-gen motion control thing is a lame (and late) excuse to cash in on the Wii market (for both Sony and MS). At least Sony is hedging their bets with variable software, MS, however, is not. That's all I'm saying.
My god! That changes everything! Now I will be getting Kinect. Kinect games are magically more fun for me just because some random attractive peoples in an ad LOVE Kinect.
Well said Chris399, the Kinect is marketed at the casual crowd. You can wait and wait for the hardcore Kinect games to come but i assure you that your waiting will be in vain. Even I am a bit apprehensive about the Move until I see it working real well with PS3 games. Edit: Even if I buy the Move I ain't gonna use it for GT5 and fighting games if it eventually has support for them.
Motion gaming sucks large penis. Move on.
Ooh, where can I get one? will give the OH some peace that's for sure.
Sweet, mission accomplished.
So cheap how they brought in their ringer for that penalty kick.
Im pretty hot lol day one.
In the end, that lady totally kicked the little dudes ass!
vids like that just want to make just puke....so lame MS so much needs Kevin Butler
No... you see Kevin Butler was for winning back the "core" audience, this stuff is for the "other" audience.
Also, only the thinnest models eat McDonalds and drink Coca-Cola ALL DAY.
they may get some pleasure but i am sure they will get some injuries too,lol
I'm beautiful and I hate it. Myth debunked.
this vid shows quite the contrary. I don't want to even imagine how innacurate penalty kicks would be with kinect. Seriously, for that, just buy a $5 football and go have some fun in the park.
I guess Kinect won't sell well in the USA because apparently we are all fat.
why does this surprise anyone...every see a fattie on TV selling anything but pies
i dont want kinect.
Way to happy people..
look into my eye.
This ad better now grace my tv screen less it might smashed with an expensive ornament.
Correction.//. This ad better *not*
the funny part about this ad , it shows a bug right on time when the dad and his kid accept the invitation and pass the ball
This article is lame. The people are that good looking to me. They're not fat for sure. And what's wrong with that. When's the last time you saw fat or ugly people in any advertisement? Gimme a break.
It's your typical " casual " gaming commercial...no surprise there. The surprise was the dumb article and the dumb comments that followed. Families having a fun evening gaming together is lame huh...lol. I for one will be buying Kinect day one. Dance Central will get alot of playing time around here. Alot of great games coming and Sportskinect as well as the Ubisoft sports game will make for a fun evening for friends and family...alcohol optional...lol. Check out a couple Kinect games coming this holiday...First up these " beautiful " people...Motionsports from Ubi... http://www.youtube.com/watc... Fighter Uncaged from Ubi... http://www.youtube.com/watc... Here's Jessica...she is easy on the eye's...The game is Sonic free riders... http://www.youtube.com/watc... MTV's Kinect EXCLUSIVE Dance Central is being called a killer app...Hmmm... http://www.youtube.com/watc... Ubisofts Your shape uses the tech perfectly... http://www.youtube.com/watc... Who remembers Nintendogs...how about Kinectanimals...WARNING...kids having fun here... http://www.youtube.com/watc... I like the new dashboard ideas...check it out... http://www.youtube.com/watc... I wish they had Milo as a game, it looks like the " Milo demo " would be a great download once Kinect launches this November...the tech in this demo may scare brand X kids...lol. http://www.youtube.com/watc... M$ has really thought this out and are hitting it hard this November...yep, all those games will be there at launch.
And they're also releasing it around COD time, meaning the core will be buying cod and might possibly maybe get their mum Kinect. Or, more likely, their mum's will be buying them COD and then notice this "completely controller free exercise wii beating" thing and get it too.
If you buy it tell me why and give me disagree. If you dont buy it then agree with me.
Wich basically means that every ugly dude hidden in their attics will buy it in the hope of being considered part of the attractive cast ? j/k
Has the worst videos for their campaign. I love how the avatars in these videos are never glitching and they're always on time with the person. When we see every video there is lag and glitches with these Avatars, Microsoft will NOT give up even when they know they have the worst technology out of the three. Give up and leave the Gaming industry PLEASE!
Are they actually bothering to justify why Kinect is good tech for gaming? I mean- They showcased a circus, try to convince you that Justin Bieber and good looking people like Kinect. How about trying to show some games making it worthwhile to get Kinect.
People on this site are going to hate Kentic even more when it starts to sell like hotcakes. The procudt is flawed as seen. Does not work as advertised as seen so far. Has piss poor games or games that will not appeal to 99/9% of people on this site.... But guess what? Kentic was never meant for gamers like us. It's meant for the Wii crowd demographics and it's going to sell to them like crazy. MS knows this. And it's going to piss off people on sites like this even more. It's going to outsell MOVE BY MILES AND THE sad part is Kentic is the product that offers less value in true gaming then MOVE. But MS marketing will push this thing and give them time to fix all the problems with it.
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