Video Game Characters Named After Weapons (RunDLC)

Today marks the release of Machete, a Robert Rodriguez action flick starring a vengeful Danny Trejo as…drum roll, Machete. From what we’ve seen, it’s an hour and 45 bloody minutes of bullets, blades and corpses, just the type of flick we need.

To keep the good vibes flowing, we dug into the video game character database and found a handful of heroes and villains that, like our boy Machete, were named after instruments of destruction.

John Artest (RunDLC)

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