From one girl to another we break down the 3 basic rules of dating a gamer.
1. Put on a white t-shirt 2. Get it wet 3. If he's not gay he'll get off the game (Results may vary if you're ugly)
But they wont! They are lazy and expect you to get off the game so they can tell you about their day. I don't care what you ate for lunch! I JUST DIED BECAUSE OF YOU! LEEME LONE! Sarah you are doing GODS work my child. Spread the good word to all those other females.
Is not really a vampire in real life. Well Captain Obvious, what else could you tell me that I already know? That's exactly how we feel when they tell us that "its just a game". By the way, no one really says "its just a game" anymore these days. If you do, you need to get with the times lad!
lmfao. I loved the first one.. its NEVER just a game.. -.- I just wish my GF understood that. It's never JUST a TV show for her =/ Oh well, u live with what you got lol Man I couldn't stop laughing for the longest time when I read: ' These are the same girls that can’t sleep at night because Dillon with the puppy-dog eyes broke up with Christine, the poor girl from the wrong side of the tracks with the heart of gold, in whatever romantic-comedy drama is now on NBC' lol
Or like me, just get a girl that plays God of War, Call of duty, and Heavy rain to play with you. Or in god of wars case take turns, in heavy rains case we switch around the controllers based on characters we pick before we start the game. Keeps it fun and engaging for the both of us, maybe I'm the lucky one but you guys should seriously try it out.
here's one 1. Strip naked 2. Stand in front of TV 3. If he dies he's staring at you; extra credit if he puts the controller down right then and jumps on you
Can't wait till you guys are married.
Me too. Wait, you can't marry your hand!
Why would anyone go and do that. It is a contract that legaly binds you and your property to another person. Sounds like slavery to me. Find a good woman and treat her right and you wwont have to marry her. Well I been with the same women for 10 years and if we got married we would be divorced within 6 months.
***Why would anyone go and do that. It is a contract that legaly binds you and your property to another person. *** My love already binds me and my property to her. Our marriage is a sign to others of that love.
just whatever you do dont give me a BJ in the middle of a boss fight
(Results may vary if you're ugly and he's drunk)
I think we should have the article written the other way around. What a gamer guy should know about dating a girl.
including gaming skills and what are there reactions when they get owned ! ^_^
And I wouldn't read it, I never dated :D
1. Feed me 2. **** me 3. Shut the **** up
This girl should win the Nobel prize in being awesome.
LOL i agree.
"When they hear our sweet voices over the blue-tooth suddenly those grenade team-kills are forgiven." Lol, so true. I'm a sucker for girls online.
Where are these gamer girls? I swear all I run into are guys who want to play the female or preteens whose parents aren't around
Lol I was going to add a reference to that in my comment in the first place. They are VERY rare lol.
That's what i fear, they might ATTACK !!!!!!!!
Buy them a DS and if your lucky like me that's all they'll need while you do your thing.
... I just became interested in this site. For this was one of the more intelligent girls vs boys vs gaming articles I've read.
I'm single I'm a gamer. still haven't find the right girl to even go out with me. I guess it's because I don't have the right body type like a muscle guy or what ever. Just pisses me off I can't get a single girl to go out with me. At least I have more money to spend on my games than on with a girl who doesn't even wants to date a plain ugly guy like me. I'd be pour if I have a girlfriend and wouldn't even being able playing the games I like. So who fucking cares if a girl don't date plain normal guys that doesn't have a hot bod as long I have my games I'm happy.
She just said she plays on the ps3. But anyway get the girls involved and play online together. It's actually fun and entertaining to hear them cuss others out along with you. Anyway you sound like a virgin. It's not the body, it's the fact you actually have to talk to girls. Confidence, also location can be a definite factor.
to all that commented thank you, hope it gets to some gf's out there so we can start getting more girls online. Thanks again and check out my other stories, i need your help
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