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Destructoid | 100% Objective Review: Final Fantasy XIII

Destructoid: "A few people have claimed recently that they want completely objective and unbiased reviews lacking personal opinion. I have been criticized for using my own feelings and thoughts when writing a review, which I am informed is actually a bad way to review videogames. My latest Jimquisition video tackled this subject, but the critics didn't understand it."

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cobraagent5033d ago

Oh really?
By the way this is the most objective review i have ever read, if it can be called a review

BiggCMan5033d ago

"You might also find weapon leveling useful but that's only if you find weapon leveling useful, so whether or not you find weapon leveling useful is down to how useful you ultimately find weapon leveling."
hahaha, that was very funny.

Spenok5033d ago

Yep, this was the best part about the article.

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HolyOrangeCows5033d ago (Edited 5033d ago )

"In conclusion, Final Fantasy XIII is a videogame"
LOL, Jim is a funny fellow.

But does he address the criticism that he didn't complete the game? No.

Reviewed by:
http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Blacktric5033d ago

Jim Sterling is like a chubby boy who made fun of regularly in high school. But instead of becoming a successful person in his late life, he became a loser we all come to know. He is just trying to prove himself funny by writing articles and making videos that contains extreme trolling that no one has ever seen.

DaTruth5033d ago

he doesn't seem to understand the idea of an objective review devoid of bias. The review would consist of a scale from one to ten for each general category and then leveled against all games equally, regardless of platform, but all categories wouldn't be held against every game(ex. lack of multiplayer not being held against single player experiences). Also, the reviewer wouldn't give one score to a multiplatform game when it is better on system A and then give two scores for a multiplatform game when it is better on system B and giving System A's version a lower score.

Leveling criticism against one game that doesn't get held against another game by the same critic is the number 1. rated problem with videogame reviews(ex. Since this game was better on PS3, the author felt biased against it)

mastiffchild5033d ago

Jim Sterling exists solely to promote Jim Sterling. Hence "Jimquisitions" and, often, reviews made artificially controversial(more attention for not so little Jimmy and his ever growing and even larger ego)and the constant need to argue with people via his articles when he should be above this kind of pedantic sniping. That the lady doth protest too much has become a little TOO obvious over the course of JS's career as he admits culpability via his overly touchy response to things which need not even be answered.

The saddest thing is he isn't devoid of talent(much as I detest myself for saying it)and he wastes it, and his wit, on articles that are always more about him than the games he's meant to talk about.

One thing:about him not speaking about not finishing the game but still reviewing it. I've done the same and admitted it and still hold that it's fair to do so. You just have to say so and say why you didn't. If a game is so bad that you gave up before the end it's VERY likely that others will too. I think if you find a game THAT bad then it's your duty to inform people of what made it so bad. It's not good game design to make a game that's so poor early on that you never reach anything better later on-esp when there's a billion games out there not making that error.

evrfighter5032d ago

yet another awesome piece by jim sterling

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rroded5033d ago

"If you buy Final Fantasy XIII and like it, then you like Final Fantasy XIII. If you buy Final Fantasy XIII and don't like it, then you don't like Final Fantasy XIII. It has things in it that some people might enjoy but other people who have different ideas of what is enjoyable may not actually enjoy it."

im guessing hes trying to b funny n failing

if destrutoid could become anymore irrelevant this would do it...

deadreckoning6665033d ago (Edited 5033d ago )

I thought it ws pretty funny, its just that most people on N4G don't have a good sense of humor. Hence the people who went ape sht when GOW3 and Uncharted 2 didn't get perfect scores from GS and IGN.

Arnon5033d ago

Are people really this stupid to believe this is a serious review?

Redlogic5033d ago

you are irrelevant. get a sense of humor

IcarusOne5033d ago

I thought this was totally on-point and a great way of illustrating that there's no such thing as an "unbiased review." This would be like having a mathematical equation without mathematics.

The trick is to find the critics with tastes similar to your own. For example, for certain movies, I know I can trust Roger Ebert because his assessment of certain genres falls in line with my own. Conversely, I would never trust Christian Science Monitor on whether or not to see Predators.

Review = opinion = bias. Anyone who doesn't understand this is one of three things:
A. stupid
B. strongly and irrationally disagrees with the reviewer's opinion
C. an n4g fanboy; see also: stupid

rroded5033d ago (Edited 5033d ago )

who would of thought their whole staff would b on ng4 with dupes...

sigh fact is they keep putting out bogus reviews n trolling for hits while trying to say they are a real review site...

unlike a site like badjoystick that is actually funny n dont take themselves seriously

Blaine5032d ago

I find absolutely nothing funny in a "review site" that isn't able to produce unbiased reviews, and then they try to hide that fact by mocking the very concept.

The joke here isn't on Sterling's critics, and it isn't his review either; the joke here IS Jim Sterling, because he's a reviewer who doesn't even understand the concept of a review.

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evrfighter5032d ago

you must have been sittin on that one for awhile...

couldn't wait any longer to use it?

caladbolg7775033d ago

God, don't remind me that I actually bought this game. It's so fudging terrible.

Perjoss5033d ago

its not very often i buy a game, play it for many hours, get right near the end and think to myself 'f*** this s***' and give up on it. This was one of those games.

MmaFanQc5033d ago

but as soon ive seen sterling douche face, i closed the page to avoid wasting my time.

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colonel1795033d ago

It is funny, but the author is being a smarta$$. You can have a 100% objective review and a well written one.

thor5033d ago

No review is objective. They are all subjective to a degree. They are, in essence, opinion pieces.

With that said, one should be careful not to be too subjective - i.e. if the reviewer doesn't like the genre, he shouldn't be doing the review.

HumanStark5033d ago

Art is inherently subjective.

NeutralGamer5033d ago

He shouldnt be writing the review?

More like you shouldnt read the review...

If RPGGamer46.com give Uncharted 2 a 2/10 because he is a RPG fan then we all should know that we shouldnt go to his site to read reviews...

- Sry for the bad grammar -

IcarusOne5033d ago

How, in god's name, can anyone disagree with your statement?

"The sun is a star." Disagrees anyone?

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ZombieAutopsy5033d ago

Ol Jim must be needing some more hits with his cry baby articles.

edme15033d ago

Now that's what you call a great review./s

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The 7 Best Final Fantasy Characters: Unveiling the Legends

While FFVII ranks highly, there's more to the series than one game. Here's Chit Hot's picks for the seven best Final Fantasy characters.

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The older it gets, the more I respect Final Fantasy XIII

Alex Donaldson: "Hindsight is a hell of a thing, however, and in the years since Final Fantasy XIII, my respect for the decisions its developers made has skyrocketed. In the two Final Fantasy titles since we see both the brilliance and the folly in alternative approaches - and in Final Fantasy VII Remake, we get a more nuanced understanding of what FF13 was trying to accomplish from many of the same development leads."

Einhander1972127d ago

FFXIII is actually one of the best Final Fantasy games.

I also sort of was disappointed at the time, never as much as the bandwagon. But really all the fantastic 3D rendered cutscenes and I actually liked the characters and the story though convoluted was actually fantastic and the ending was extremely emotional. So much budget and time were put into that game Square had such big plans, I actually have always felt kind of bad for how things played out.

I have been thinking for years how great it would be to get all three games on one disk for PS4 or 5.

Nyxus127d ago

I always liked this game, and I agree, a rerelease for current gen would be nice.

Shane Kim126d ago (Edited 126d ago )

Gotta take off the nostalgia glasses. It's the worst FF. Shiva as a bike, I mean come on.

Elda126d ago

Shiva as a bike is strange but saying FFXIII is the worst FF is not at all a fact, that's simply your opinion.

Terry_B125d ago

*One of the 3 equally bad FF's

DivineHand125126d ago (Edited 126d ago )

When I got my series X a year ago, I bought FF13 for nostalgia reasons but ended up being disappointed. When I first played it around the time it launched, I didn't have a lot of experience with final fantasy games, so I enjoyed it. Fast forward to when I played it again, I found that the game had many unnecessary filler moments instead of just giving us meaningful content.

The game is also very linear and a quote on the article said it best. "It is like a sewage pipe that leads to the ocean until it opens up on Grand Pulse."

The story didn't make much sense either and I believe it is my mistake as I played the FF7 remake on PS5 prior which is a night and day difference in terms of pacing, storytelling and likeable characters even though cloud is aloof.

FinalFantasyFanatic126d ago (Edited 126d ago )

Probably was a mistake to play any of the golden era FFs first (e.g. FF6 through FF10), it makes it harder to enjoy some of the FFs that aren't as good. I think FF12 was where major issues with the series started becoming apparent, and it just got worse from there.

FinalFantasyFanatic126d ago (Edited 126d ago )

I didn't really care for it that much, the only saving grace was that it had a better story than 15 (overall it was better than 15) and possibly 12, and even then, you had to read some of it through primers, like reading a book. Plus the battle system was reasonably fun for what it was, even if it was more the spectacle that was exciting for me (e.g. summoning). And to be fair, the 13 trilogy got better with every games, I still don't like Snow though.

Gamingsince1981126d ago

Ff13 is only good if you haven't played a ff before, or any other games that are decent for that matter.

-Foxtrot125d ago

It is in fact no way the best Final Fantasy game, it's one of the worst

Linear corridors, Cutscene, Fight, Cutscene...rinse and repeat

Dialogue and characters are pretty bad, especially Lightning as the main FF hero, they literally said they tried to make a "Female Cloud" and they failed.

Story was pretty awful

I could go on

I think the only alright thing that came from the game was the music.

Elda125d ago

That's not a fact that's your personal opinion. The game sold 11 million copies between its 2009 release up until 2014 including critically reviewed as an 8 out of 10 or an 80 out of 100. The game does have some issues but it's not at all a fact as one of the worst FF games.

-Foxtrot125d ago

Elda

Not just mine mate

A large majority

So….

Traecy125d ago

N4G commenters such as yourself aren't the majority. The game was well received.

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gold_drake127d ago (Edited 127d ago )

i liked the game alot but i didnt like how they handled the terminology.

i dont mind reading data logs but it had soo many.

but i always loved the music and how it looked. the battle system wasnt too bad either.

but i like 13-2 more :)

i still dont understand why we never got a remaster of the trilogy

Eonjay125d ago

Xbox kinda did. Besides the video files of course which are still best on PS3 due to bluray.

Snookies12127d ago

XIII is a pretty solid game, but XIII-2 is WAY better. XIII-2 was one of the few games I decided to go for a Platinum trophy in, early on. Had so much fun the entire way through getting it too!

Eonjay125d ago

Totally agree. FF 13 was okay but 13-2 is my favorite FF game ever.

shinoff2183127d ago (Edited 127d ago )

I hated this to when it released. I haven't much liked a ff game since ff10 as much , aside from ff7remake. I decided to give it another shot on my series x since it's not on a current ps and was liking it quite a bit(just takes me some time to get over things ) until star ocean 2 remake came out I was all over that.

Square should definitely remaster it or something for ps4 ps5

KillerB126d ago

my favorite jrpg trilogy ever

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Interview: Making music with Masashi Hamauzu

Square Enix Blog: "How do you compose iconic songs that help define a legacy? We speak to legendary composer Masashi Hamauzu about his work on Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy XIII, and Final Fantasy VII Remake, and how to make unforgettable music."

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