Here at originalgamster.com we are committed to tackling serious issues facing gamers and today we will be addressing controller cheese. You may be asking yourself ”What the hell is controller cheese exactly?”. Well, it’s a combination of sweat, dust, dead skin cells, pizza grease and residue from your 5 minuet DVD fap fest. Over time this disgusting concoction builds up into what we here at OG call controller cheese. But fret not masters of the d-pad I’m gonna tell you how to get your controller clean as a whistle so you aren’t forced to wear surgical gloves while you game, or worse, go to your doctor with an embarrassing hand rash. I use these products and techniques myself, but do this at your own risk, I will not be held responsible for any retarded shit you manage to accomplish on your own.