An Open Letter to the Twilight video game


Dear Twilight,
I know you're busy entertaining preteens around the world, but do you have a second? It won't take long. It's gray and gross outside in Los Angeles today, so I'm not taking away any precious sparkletime. You should actually feel right at home in this weather, and hopefully somewhat laid back. Laid back enough for me to ask, "What the hell?"

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