Once upon a time there was a stellar children’s show where hallucinations, bulimia, vagrancy and rumored homosexuality didn’t threaten the fabric of the community. Bilingualism was good, Pox News unabashedly broadcast trash and Monsterpiece Theater’s “Me, Claudius” wasn’t elitism run amok.
Then the forces of commercialism and political correctness invaded. Lessons became dumber, profits took priority over principle and nobody was allowed to say anything that might be taken as a slight by even the perpetually offended.
Touch Arcade:
It's been a good week for content updates, as not only did Battle Bears -1 [99¢] receive a massive update with new levels, weapons, and enemies but another one of my favorite shooters Puppet War: FPS [$1.99/Lite] has expanded on their original game in equally impressive fashion. Puppet War puts you in the role of an unfortunate janitor who is trapped on the set of a popular kids show. The puppets that star in the show have decided to take over the world, and it's up to you to fight them off with the many dangerous weapons that are inexplicably lying around the studio. The completely silly style of the graphics and story coupled with the satisfying first-person shooting action combined to make for an incredibly fun experience that we really enjoyed in our review.
DIYgamer: "Twindigo's one-of-a-kind first-person shooter, "Puppet War: FPS," has received a massive update on the App Store. Warning: this game looks too awesome!"
AppSmile: Puppet War, Twindigo’s clever first person puppet shooter, is now available from the app store. The game has you using firearms and melee weapons to kill as many puppets as you can in several beautiful maps with many surprises along the way.
