Patchwork Heroes – Crush! Frag! Review!

Crush! Frag! Destroy!'s Rob Rich takes on an entire fleet of airborne death. With nothing but a hacksaw and some lofty goals.

"Look alive people, there’s one mother of a flying gunship headed our way! The town’s completely defenseless so it’s up to us to make sure that warship never reaches its destination! I know you’re scared, but we’re the only ones who can do this. We’ll have to board this monstrosity while it’s still in the air, and take it down fast. Don’t worry, the defenses are completely automated so as long as you step lively you won’t end up with a rocket in your keister. Just make sure you take down that gargantuan flying death machine before it gets to town and everything will be fine. What’s that? “How will we destroy it?” Simple! Just grab a hacksaw and start cutting!

"Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Patchwork Heroes."

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