Game Revolution writes: "At this point, I believe anything that some straight guys, like boxer Bernard Hopkins, label as "gay porn" might actually be the straightest thing ever. Probably straighter than they are. (How would they know what "gay porn" looks like, anyway?) I certainly understand the association with the Ultimate Fighting Championship: two strong, sweaty, shirtless men, the domination and the submission, the occasional rolling around on the floor. There's a reason why "f****ed up" has multiple definitions, and I could go on and on about male gender studies. But the main point is this: If someone is f***ing you up by beating your head into the ground with his fist covered in your blood, the last thing you'll be thinking about is gay porn."